So, what threads on DU have had the least views?

[muriel_volestrangler]

I'm not trying to pick on anyone (goodness knows, some of my threads drop like a stone), but has anyone seen what a really unpopular thread is titled like?

Excluded from the following are threads still on the first page of a forum, that still stand a decent chance of getting noticed.

I think we need to know:

Least popular thread in the 20 pages for the 'big forums' (Lounge, GD, LBN, GD:P, Editorials)
Any thread in the 'specialist' forums and groups that has only had 1 view (the original poster)
Any thread with a post to view ratio of 1 to 2 or closer
Special prize for any thread in the 'big forums' with only 1 view

At least this will tell us how not to title a thread. :evilgrin:

[dpbrown]

1. Apparently threads like this one

:hi:

[Deja Q]

2. Search me...

No pun intended... :rofl:

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. Yeah, I noticed a couple of yours languishing

but there's someone else's with (currently) only 4 views (and no replies) - "anybody read anything by Florence King?" I guess the answer to that was 'no'.

Obviously I'm a contender for this award too, given the reaction to this one ... :cry:

[Deja Q]

4. Quite. I have that effect on people.

:rofl:

[TOhioLiberal]

5. This one is a mathematical impossibility...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5792728&mesg_id=5792728
It has 31 replies(when I looked at it) and 6 (count 'em, 6) views :wtf:

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Hmm, 34 replies, 61 views now

though of course I had to look at it to see what it was...

It used to be in GD - with 581 views: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=364&page=3

(3rd page of GD - or the page with the time 1803 GMT on it). So I guess the views counter gets reset when the thread moves between forums.

[querelle]

6. Mine. Consistantly............n/t