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HEyHEY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:08 PM Original message |
Stuff you find hilarious about your parents? |
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GirlinContempt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
1. Just about everything |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:10 PM Response to Original message |
2. My mother cleans the house before the housekeeper comes. |
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Ohio Joe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:13 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. I have a friend that does that |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:15 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. My dad, ever the process management guy, |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:04 PM Response to Reply #5 |
24. LOL! |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:37 PM Response to Reply #2 |
7. My mom does that too.. |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 08:23 PM Response to Reply #2 |
33. My mother does the exact same thing. |
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emmajane67 (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 05:04 AM Response to Reply #2 |
40. The housekeeper is there to clean not tidy!!! n/t |
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mduffy31 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 05:21 AM Response to Reply #2 |
41. My mom used to do that too!!! |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:27 AM Response to Reply #2 |
48. Hey I do that too. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 01:52 PM Response to Reply #48 |
57. Mom, is that you? |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 02:31 PM Response to Reply #57 |
58. I just don't want the housecleaners to waste their time on the "easy stuff," |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 03:19 AM Response to Reply #58 |
72. If you were really my mom, |
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begin_within (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 05:52 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Well, I'll be jam up and jelly tight. |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 08:36 PM Response to Reply #2 |
69. My wife does that!! It drives me crazy!! |
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Phillycat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:13 PM Response to Original message |
3. My mom is insane. |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:34 PM Response to Original message |
6. When I was a teen, my parents had sex every Saturday night |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 07:04 PM Response to Reply #6 |
31. Ew. |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 02:32 PM Response to Reply #31 |
59. Aren't you the lucky one? |
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WritingIsMyReligion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 08:24 PM Response to Reply #6 |
34. HAHAHA! |
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TOhioLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 08:39 PM Response to Reply #6 |
38. Reminds me of a commercial... |
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MiniMandaRuth (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:42 PM Response to Original message |
8. That they met at band camp. |
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cobalt1999 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:48 PM Response to Original message |
9. My mother doesn't realize that the family has grown up and |
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Lars39 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 02:17 PM Response to Reply #9 |
15. Here's a recipe adjustor... |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 01:52 PM Response to Original message |
10. My mother will repeat herself several times in the same phone call. |
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Maine-ah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:00 AM Response to Reply #10 |
45. I wonder if that's really why my father died |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
11. . |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 02:04 PM Response to Original message |
12. Everything. |
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Momgonepostal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
13. My mom's wants to do things for everyone... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 02:13 PM Response to Original message |
14. My mother makes up cusswords. |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
16. My parents wait breathlessly for the mail to come |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
17. My father has never, not once, pronounced the word Merlot correctly. |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:15 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. Mine pronounces margarine as "marjean" |
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bif (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 10:43 AM Response to Reply #17 |
44. Two words my Dad refuses to pronounce correctly. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
18. My dad is the ultimate grocery bargain hunter |
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William Bloode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:09 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. Your dad and i have much in common. |
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Reverend_Smitty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 07:58 PM Response to Reply #25 |
32. I make fun of him for it because... |
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MorningGlow (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 04:56 PM Response to Reply #32 |
64. Bananas |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 05:29 PM Response to Reply #25 |
65. that's my dad |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
19. Most common call from my Mom: I got a new tat, wanna come see it? nt |
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ganeshji (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 05:00 PM Response to Original message |
20. My mom sings constantly which would be charming |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 05:13 PM Response to Original message |
21. This is the greatest thread. |
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judaspriestess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 05:16 PM Response to Original message |
22. My mom is a SPORTS fanatic |
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EFerrari (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:02 PM Response to Original message |
23. My mom can sell sand in the desert - in fact, she HAS to. |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:11 PM Response to Original message |
26. my father gets up at 5 in the morning and starts making bread |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
28. My dad has no real amusing habits. |
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William Bloode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:17 PM Response to Original message |
29. These two are funny.....in a sickish way. |
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Starbucks Anarchist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 06:18 PM Response to Original message |
30. My dad loves to mock people on TV. |
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1gobluedem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 04:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
63. My father reacts to bad acting by applauding and shouting "Emmy! Emmy!" |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 08:25 PM Response to Original message |
35. My dad still calls me by my sisters name and her by my name |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:41 AM Response to Reply #35 |
51. My mom does that! |
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RubyDuby in GA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 02:38 PM Response to Reply #35 |
60. Every year when I was young, when my dad was doing the taxes, |
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book lady (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 08:35 PM Response to Original message |
36. My husband and I are almost retirement age, |
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siouxsiecreamcheese (534 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
37. my mom will yell out random things about cheese |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Oct-31-06 09:04 PM Response to Original message |
39. My mom refuses to tell me anything about her life before my dad. |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:29 AM Response to Reply #39 |
49. My mom is like that, too. |
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On the Road (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 10:09 AM Response to Original message |
42. When I Was Fifteen |
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crim son (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 10:32 AM Response to Original message |
43. I've read the entire thread, trying to come up with something. |
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jane_pippin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:22 AM Response to Original message |
46. So many things, but I'll go with my dad's "song" writing: |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:43 AM Response to Reply #46 |
52. Reminds me of my dad at Christmastime: |
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idgiehkt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
47. my mother collects tupperware. she's out of control. |
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Akoto (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
50. My parents argue right in front of me, and then ... |
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Drum (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 12:18 PM Response to Original message |
53. Sadly: nothing. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
54. That *they* did it. |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 01:30 PM Response to Original message |
55. My father is always running behind, always late for work, or birthday |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
56. Mine are Brother and Sister |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 03:06 PM Response to Original message |
61. "Fil-em" |
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Flying Dream Blues (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
62. Fun thread! My dad calls a queue a "kwee",and my mom |
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Divameow77 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 05:46 PM Response to Original message |
66. My mom |
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mohinoaklawnillinois (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 06:58 PM Response to Original message |
67. This thread is hilarious. Keep em coming.... |
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QMPMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 07:19 PM Response to Original message |
68. The Cuban Missile Crisis |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 08:39 PM Response to Reply #68 |
71. Now that's funny!! It sounds like a Seinfeld episode. n/t |
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TheCentepedeShoes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 07:40 PM Response to Reply #68 |
76. That is funny! |
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driver8 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Nov-01-06 08:38 PM Response to Original message |
70. My parents eat dinner at precisely 5pm every night. |
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Lilith Velkor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 06:07 PM Response to Original message |
74. They didn't figure out they hate each other until I was born |
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Lisa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-02-06 06:46 PM Response to Original message |
75. oh, and my mom used to mail me cookies twice a month ... |
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