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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 01:31 AM
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Set your clock back 144 hours tonight.
Be six days late for work. When you show up and if your boss dares to ask you any questions, glare at him and tell him that you set your clock back 144 hours. If he asks why, start punching your fist into the palm of your other hand, growl a bit, and say, "Because NNadir told me too." If he says anything else, kick some furniture, and if he says something about that slam your fists on the table, and tell him how lucky is that you are going home and that you not coming to work, except to pick up your checks - which had better be in perfect order, or else - until daylight savings time comes back.

If you'd like any other career counseling advice, please feel free to ask me any time, you fuck.
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 08:13 AM
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1. Can i set it back 54,000 hours?
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-29-06 08:20 AM
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2. Yes, but only if you set it back 144 hours first.
Wait at least six hours before setting it back for the balance.
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