Britney names second child -- officially (sadly, it's not "Cletus")

[Human Torch]

LOS ANGELES, California (Reuters) -- Britney Spears has named her second baby son Jayden James -- and that, finally, is official.

The September 12 birth certificate, filed with Los Angeles officials this week, was the latest twist in the rumor and secrecy that marked the arrival of the once publicity-hungry pop star's second baby.

Not only was the birth at a Los Angeles hospital never officially announced by Spears or her husband Kevin Federline, but sources close to the couple led the world's media to believe that the boy had been named Sutton Pierce.

For weeks beforehand, the tabloid media was sure the former teen pop sensation was expecting a girl. Celebrity magazines had Spears stocking up on pink baby clothes and reported she planned to name the child Jamilyn after her younger sister Jamie and her mother Lynne. But the official birth certificate records that Jayden James Federline was born September 12 at Cedars Sinai hospital in Los Angeles. Jayden, who at six weeks has yet to make his public picture debut, was born two days before the first birthday of Spears' first son, Sean Preston.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/26/people.britney.reut/index.html

[ghostsofgiants]

1. I was expecting her to name the kid either....

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Caitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kyra, Ian, Lauren, Q-bert, or Phil.

[jobycom]

7. ROFL -- That article is a hoot from the idiot media angle

They had the baby being a girl, had the baby named, twice, had the parents divorced, all without a single freaking fact. They cover entertainment news about as carefully as they cover world events and political news.

[Bunny]

2. Well, he'll always be Little Cletus to me.

Named after his father, Big Cletus.

[Ravenseye]

3. She's so white trash

It's almost not funny anymore....almost.

[Human Torch]

5. Yeah, we still have that small "margin of funny" left, thank God...

:rofl:

:toast:

[jobycom]

6. White trash? She's done a lot of good for Katrina victims.

She's just normal, with a lot more money.

[Ravenseye]

8. She ain't normal

The body of evidence supports her white trash conviction.

[jobycom]

9. Well, you wouldn't like my family, either, then. Maybe we ain't nermal, neither.

You'd get a real hoot running down my father.

[peekaloo]

4. Hey Maw! Jay Jay's on da dang roof agains.