what is the weirdest thing you ever got in your sleeping bag?

[wildhorses]

I bet hookah would scream if a spider ever got in hers!!

[BarenakedLady]

1. Oh where my mind goes...

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

2. all that wanders is not lost

I wonder as I wander:evilgrin:



look they post 'em...I just copycat 'em:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Scream?

You're forgetting rip apart the sleeping bag and inadvertently destroy the tent, as I flail about, screaming and stripping off my clothes.

[wildhorses]

4. burn the bag!!

its the only way!!

[ThomCat]

8. Oh God, I can see the evil thoughts brewing from here.

Certain DUers are planning ways to get you naked out in the woods as we speak.
:wow:

You just had to go and feed the animals... :)

[wildhorses]

10. don't feed the

bares:woohoo:

[billyskank]

15. I was not gonna say ANYTHING

O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. ...

:rofl:

[billyskank]

5. I'm the wierdest thing I ever got in my sleeping bag

by far. No contest.

[wildhorses]

6. oh.good.i'm cold

will you snuggle with me?

[BarenakedLady]

7. ...

Don't make me fight wildhorses for you. I'm pretty sure she can take me.:hide:



:loveya:

[wildhorses]

9. we can share---

you will have to take sloppy seconds:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

14. You are so kind

:evilgrin:

I'll take him nights and weekends.

[LaraMN]

11. A baby.

Although it took about nine months for it to come out (of me- not the sleeping bag.):D

[wildhorses]

13. under the stars--that is romantic

making it ---not having it;)

[Fuzz]

12. Her name was Lisa

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Dude, you better not be talkin' about my sister.

:rofl:

[Fuzz]

18. Fuzz whistles innocently

Um, where'd you live in the late 80's?

:scared: :pals:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. Aww...geez...she was a toddler.

Perv.

[Fuzz]

20. Good, wasn't her then

:)

[wildhorses]

21. are you sure her name wasn't Lola?

Her name was lola, she was a showgirl
With yellow feathers in her hair and a dress cut down to there
She would merengue and do the cha-cha
And while she tried to be a star
Tony always tended bar
Across the crowded floor, they worked from 8 til 4
They were young and they had each other
Who could ask for more?

At the copa (co!) copacabana (copacabana)
The hottest spot north of havana (here)
At the copa (co!) copacabana
Music and passion were always in fashion
At the copa.... they fell in love

His name was rico
He wore a diamond
He was escorted to his chair, he saw lola dancing there
And when she finished,he called her over
But rico went a bit to far
Tony sailed across the bar
And then the punches flew and chairs were smashed in two
There was blood and a single gun shot
But just who shot who?

At the copa... she lost her love

Her name is lola, she was a showgirl,
But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show
Now it’s a disco, but not for lola,
Still in dress she used to wear,
Faded feathers in her hair
She sits there so refined,and drinks herself half-blind
She lost her youth and she lost her tony
Now she’s lost her mind

At the copa... don’t fall in love
Don’t fall in love

[huskerlaw]

22. Honestly...

A Mormon cricket. We were camping in Idaho when I was about 10 and one of these bastards got into my sleeping bag:



I was NOT amused. :puke:

[cwydro]

23. Hmmm

it wasn't weird, it was wonderful:evilgrin:

[Le Taz Hot]

24. Scorpion

Little green sucker. Found him next to my pillow Apparently slept with me all night. I coaxed him out the next morning and put him in the bushes so he could catch breakfast. Ain't camping fun???

[CaliforniaPeggy]

25. My dear wildhorses!

All these stories summarize very nicely why, for me, camping is not an option! :scared:

My idea of roughing it? Breakfast in bed!


:hi:

[ThomCat]

26. I used to like camping, but now I agree with you!

:)