DU... Make me feel worse

[jpgray]

If you really hurt me, I might even cry out! That offer is especially valid if the guarantor resides in an inebriated state at the time of transaction. Existential void where prohibited.

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Your mother dresses you funny.

[jpgray]

5. You're a stinker. You're a stinker and you stink.

[petronius]

2. Remember your favorite childhood dog, Bowser?

Your parents didn't send him to a nice farm in the country...

[jpgray]

6. Fender Farm in Caravan county did sound too good to be true

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. you are ageist.

[jpgray]

7. I wallow in callow as often as I can. I only have a few years left for it

[Bunny]

4. Your father smelt of elderberries.

There. Someone had to say it.

[tigereye]

8. you are a curious young man

King Crimson broke up.....;)

[XNASA]

9. If a tree fell on you in the forest,..........

.......would anybody care?

[asthmaticeog]

10. Your *real* father is motivational speaker Tony Robbins.

Also, when you were too little to remember? He awakened the giant within.

[hfojvt]

11. this outta do it

http://www.whitehouse.gov/vicepresident/vpbio.html

[crim son]

12. You are a kind and thoughtful person.

Whatever has you feeling bad, I heap curses upon it. You deserve only the best. :hug: