Man Who Likes To Have Sex With Mannequins Arrested AGAIN

[matcom]

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FERNDALE, Mich. --A Detroit man with a history of smashing store windows to grab female mannequins has been accused of indulging his fetish again. Ronald A. Dotson, 39, was arrested and jailed Oct. 9 after breaking a window at a cleaning-supply company to get at a mannequin in a black and white French maid's uniform, police said.

A judge Thursday ordered him to undergo a psychiatric examination to determine whether he is competent to stand trial on charges of attempted breaking and entering.

"Mr. Dotson went to prison and they haven't helped him," said his lawyer, Edward Cohn. "He got out of prison and he was right back out there. It's pretty bizarre."

Dotson had been out of prison for less than a week when he was caught. His erotic pursuit of mannequins over the past 13 years has led to at least six convictions for breaking and entering and a stint in prison, police said.

"He told his parole officer he was going to buy a mannequin so he didn't have to do these break-ins anymore," said Detective Brendan Moore said. "Apparently that didn't work out."

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/10/20/man_with_mannequin_fetish_arrested_again?mode=PF

[Deja Q]

1. Cleaning supply company, eh?

What does he do, remove the evidence afterward? :eyes:

[MrCoffee]

2. He told his parole officer he was going to buy a mannequin...

what the fuck did the PO say? oh, ok, go buy the mannequin to hump?


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[LSK]

11. well someone should get him a mannequin

[WCGreen]

3. That guy is one....

Stiff

[Phillycat]

4. How do you have sex with a mannequin?

They're not exactly anatomically correct.

[MrCoffee]

5. oh, it's easy. first, you just need a good 3/8ths drill bit to start...

um, i mean, good question.

[Beetwasher]

7. LOL!

n/t

[Jamastiene]

6. Is that all he does?

I mean, give him a mannequin to take home. Problem solved. :shrug: Some people have all the fun.

[billyskank]

15. Exactly

:thumbsup:

[Beetwasher]

8. It's Better Than Sex W/ Dead Animals

That's for sure.

[KFC]

9. She was asking for it

French maid's uniform - who wouldn't want to hit it.

[MrCoffee]

10. ROFL

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

29. I know! I so wanna tap that!

I mean. . .

[MrScorpio]

12. He's probably married to a Republican wife...

The mannequins seem more animated

[billyskank]

13. Wouldn't it just be easier for him to buy a mannequin or two?

:shrug:

[Kutjara]

14. He probably enjoys the thrill of seduction with a new doll. n/t

[Beetwasher]

16. "...in a black and white French maid's uniform..." Who Could Blame Him?

She was clearly asking for it.

[Mutley]

28. Two?

That'd make him a cheater.

:grr:





:7

[Roon]

What a dummy eom

[Roon]

17. What a dummy eom

[kwassa]

18. Mannequins are heavy, hard, cold, slippery, and very breakable

old retail job. I used to change them. No French maid outfits, though.

[hunter]

19. Type "mannequin" into google images.

I dare you.

[Yavin4]

20. matcom, do you have some sort of sex news feed?

You're on top of every bizarre sex story.

[matcom]

21. it's my calling

:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

22. Not exactly Kim Cattrall

:yoiks:

[matcom]

23. oh you got THAT right!

maybe i should rethink this mannequin thing?

[Zomby Woof]

24. It's a slippery slope...

Next, you'll start hankering for that coffee table... or the nightstand....

And the splinters are a tad uncomfortable.

Once you start slathering your nekkid body with Pledge, it's all over. :evilfrown:

[matcom]

25. the coffee table isn't doing much for me

but the WINE RACK! :think:

[RedCloud]

26. Once again with a mannequin?

Jeez no wonder their heads get broken off at night.

[ElboRuum]

27. OK, will some jackass please GIVE this poor sod a mannequin?

[wovenpaint]

30. hahahahaha , I ran across this article this afternoon

and I thought to myself "I just KNOW that THIS one will be a Matcom post shortly"....and-I was correct! :hi:

[Crabby Appleton]

31. I saw some really nice ones in a used store fixture shop

several years ago, about $200.