LDS guys just showed up on my porch.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

They shook hands with me, introducing themselves as "Brother" So-and-so. I said, "Oh. Nice to meet you." Then they looked at each other and didn't say anything. So I helped them move the conversation along.

"You're evangelizing tonight?"
"Well, sort of. We're from the Church of Jesus Christ Latter Day Saints."
I smiled and said, "We're not interested, thank you. Have a nice evening."
"Oh. Ok. Thanks."
And they left.
They had cute ties.

My older son wanted me to let him scare them away. I asked him to restrain himself. Poor kids.

[ThomCat]

1. Were they cute?

The Mormons tend to send out cute guys! :9

[xchrom]

2. oh. god. they sure do.

what's in the water in utah -- cause there are some HOTTIES there.

[Haole Girl]

19. It's the no soda and no junk food thing

Agreed...they do seem cute...in a very natural way. :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. When I was in junior high, I might have had a crush on them.

I'm not sure they were 18 yet. They'd better stay away from Foley.

[Fox Mulder]

3. For a second there, I thought that read "LSD guys"

:silly:

[bigwillq]

5. Me too.

I'm surprised someone hasn't copied it!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. So did I!

So you invite these guys in, and ask them, "Do you have any blotter acid? Windowpane?" And when they look all confused, you ask them, "Aren't you the LSD guys?" and they say, "No, we're LDS." And you reply, a la Emily Litella, "Oh. Never mind."

[Fox Mulder]

7. ...

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I don't think so...

I doubt if they've tried caffeine yet.

[Crabby Appleton]

17. me too

wonder where he went, got lost I guess.

[Arugula Latte]

21. I read it that way, too.

Which is more mind altering?... I'd say the freaky religious cult known as Mormonism.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. They're very nice people.

I had a crush on one of those boys in college.
Duckie

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. I know a guy who did his missionary time...

He's nice, even if he is extremely naive about many aspects of life.

[Robb]

8. The first time they came here, I thought they were feds

Same outfits and haircuts. Imagine my relief. :D

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. That's what my son said...

He thought it was the feds. But I've never seen a G-man with a shiny baby-blue necktie before.

[WindRavenX]

10. Mormons are cute

I'm in love with one and am moving to Utah in a few months...

They have a funny as hell religion, but they're nice enough people.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. You hit the nail on the head...

It's not the people that are weird...It's the religion.

[nosillies]

12. Last time they came to my house, I was doing yardwork.

They asked if they could help. I put them right to work. We had to talk religion for a while, but I got all my weeds pulled. I did give them some snacks, though. True story.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. That was nice of them.

I don't mind talking religion with people as long as they don't try to tell me I'm going to hell for not worshipping as they worship.

[Radical Activist]

18. That was nice of you.

I'm always dissapointed when people tell stories about being rude jerks when proselytizers show up.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

20. These kids were polite...

And they respected the fact that I wasn't interested.

Besides, I liked their ties.