What stupid thing(s) has your cat/dog/various pets have done?

[Hawkeye-X]

Past/present/future animals are fine.

Hawkeye-X?

[La_Serpiente]

1. My dog just pooped on my mother's bed this morning

it didn't look pretty at all.

[Cloud]

2. I have a dog that acts like a cat

When we got a dog we had a 10 year old cat at the house. The cat had some habits like jumping up on a table to look out the window. I guess after seeing the cat jump on the table many times the dog did it once. My mom ran the dog off of the table. Of course there was gashes all over the table top. The dog has bigger claws than the cat.

And this dog has managed to catch a few birds in the backyard.

Wierd.

[Santaclaus]

3. Lit the back deck of the merry mansion on fire

He knocked over the BBQ trying to get a steak!

He was an Irish Setter

[liberalnurse]

4. My little cat ..Izzy....

he love to play catch with single packed, scented sanitary pads. He seeks them out, goes into the cupboard, brings one to me to toss out for him to chase, and fetch back to me.

Also, if there is a glass of ice water on a table, don't turn your back...he pushes it off the table before you know it.

He also loves to chase incoming faxes.....pokes holes in his dry food bag so you must place it in a high cupboard.

[sasquatch]

5. My cat Maisy sprayed my mom once

She was taking the flea comb through her fur on the deck, when my brother brought his Bobcat frontloader around the back of the house. It scared the crap out of her and she wanted to run and hide. My Mom held her tight and kept combing so Maisy pee'd all over her to make her let go. I went out on the porch to see where my cat pee'd so I could see how much. There was a ton of cat piss on the porch it's like a pop can full of pee on the back porch. It took my Mom 12 washing's to get the smell out of her clothes:evilgrin:

[caledesi]

6. One of my cats like to jump into the bathtub and I have to turn

on the faucet and he "grooms" himself and sips the water. Weird cat! Likes water.

[blackcat77]

7. A dog I had back in the 70s....

...had a habit of eating my wife's underwear. Made for some very interesting poop. :) He also drank beer and let us shotgun him with pot smoke. We called him Rex the Wonder Dog. Sadly he ran away and never came back.

[solinvictus]

8. Fritz the Chihuahua

Last year, my wife and I had take home Japanese and he ate a ball of wasabi that fell on the floor. He kept it down about 15 minutes, got a funny look on his face, and barfed.

[FDRrocks]

9. My girlfriend's mom's mini daschound...

was found on the table tonite, have drunk almost 4 ounce of bailey's cream out of a cup since we had left.

Much doggie beer munchies and losing control of back legs ensued. I left after the dog tried to jump in my lap (a chore for a 4 inch tall weiner dog on alchohol to accomplis) and then recieved help from me, and proceeded to piss all over me immediately.

[blackcat77]

10. Ahhhhh! I know I shouldn't laugh at the poor thing but....

ROTFLMAO!!! I can just see that...

Be nice to him tomorrow, he'll probably be one very unhappy little pup...

[FDRrocks]

12. I laughed

the thing was just funny as hell.... until she pissed on me. It wasn't an ordinary daschound piss, it was a monster ass beer piss. It wet my whole lap and she just ran away :(.

After I left apparently it started walking into walls. I agree, he might have a headache tommorow, I wonder if a dog can take 2 aspririn, if not, I feel for her (her name is Penny Lane, guess what thier favorite band is :)).

[FloridaJudy]

11. Smudge the Dog

Was an orphan who was pretty much raised by my two cats. To this day, she still believes that she can climb trees if she just tries hard enough. Ever seen a thirty-pound mutt try to climb a tree? It's hysterical.

She *has* figured out how to climb up to the top shelf of my closet. It involves the creative use of furniture, and it isn't easy...

[ET Awful]

13. My mom had a pet cocker spaniel and two pet rabbits. . . .

Now the rabbits acted like cats and were actually very smart and very friendly.

The dog was friendly, but STUPID.

The rabits LOVED teasing the dog, they would let her chase them all over the back yard of the house, but when they got tired, they knew the dog would still want to play.

Sooo, what they started doing was running under a very low hanging rose bush in the backyard and running around it a few times and then back out into the yard. The dog (being as stupid as she was), rather than wait for them to come back out would attempt to chase them at full speed under the rose bush. Of course when a cocker spaniel runs, their ears are long and flying in the breeze. This creats a rather interesting surface for a rosebush thorn to catch on :).

This dog would run about 30 miles an hour into a rose bush without stopping, she'd make it under and one of the rose bush branches would catch her ears and yank her head back like you'd see happen to a dog in a cartoon reaching the end of it's leash.

After seeing this happen a dozen times or more and being firmly convinced that the dog would never learn her lesson, I finally pruned my moms rose bush for her :).

[jumptheshadow]

14. When Sam was a kitten

He used to fall into the toilet. He would get curious and then you'd hear:

"Sploosh!" from the bathroom.

"Dumb kitten!" "Dumb kitten!" from Sam's two Mommies.

[hlthe2b]

15. I had a sweet little Brittany Spaniel, who, got out of the fence into the

back very wooded area. My sister, was keeping him for me at the time, and went out frantically calling, searching for the little sweetie. She got out far enough that she could hear his very muffled whines, but couldn't see hime. Pretty soon she got closer and could hear him rustling though the brush and a strange clattering sound as something, like a bucket, kept hitting the brush and trees. Out he came with a creamy white viscous liquid streaming down his neck and body-- under the commercial sized Mayonaisse 5 quart jar lodged on his head! I have always regretted she did not get a picture of that! Pure little guy. Thank heavens he didn't suffocate on it! (but, I'll bet he learned a little lesson in the consequences of "piggyness")

[cmd]

16. Ate my paycheck!

He didn't finish the whole thing, but downed the half with the amount on it. The treasurer's office at the school where I worked got a huge chuckle out of it. They did cut me a new check without having both pieces.

[jonoboy]

17. cat ate my mother's dinner off the stove..including vegies

[retread]

18. We had a Puli years ago. Took her camping once and woke

up in the middle of the night after hearing whining, I got my flashlight and searched the campsite, but to no avail.
It was about then I noticed the noise was coming from higher up. Seems this squirrely dog had chased something up a tree and found herself over 6 feet off the ground! To this day we have no clue how she managed that trick.

[neebob]

19. I once spanked a kitty for something

while a pair of white pants were laid out on the floor, with a hair dryer blowing on them to dry out the waistband. She lay down on the pants, lifted up her tail, peed out the back, and looked at me like, "Ha ha ha! Look what I'm doing."