Wild Turkeys are stupid.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

Everyday around this time, a flock of about 20 wild turkeys crosses from the woods across the street towards my house. They walk through the thin strip of woods seperating our house from the neighbor.

Everyday about 10 of them walk down the neighbor's fence and get stuck at the back. They then spend about an hour yelling at the turkeys who have wandered off across my backyard. It takes them forever to realize they just need to walk back around the fence.

They do this EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY. I seriously wonder if it's the same dumb turkeys getting stuck in the corner of the fence every day.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. lol!

thats a very cute story...

[MissB]

2. I bet it is the same ones every day.

I have chickens, and one of them is not quite as bright as the others. She needs help figuring out how to get around an opened gate (no, you can't walk into the gap behind it to get through it - yes, you really do need to go all the way around to get in). Every. Single. Time.