Phrases people use that don't irritate you

[datasuspect]

or ones you might even like.




"10-4"

"10 roger"

"drunker than cooter brown"

"drunker than a couple of road lizards"

"son, (usually a food product) is so good, it would make you smack your mama"

"eh"

"ooh la la"

"g'z up, hoes down"

"the only other language i know is the international language"

"i don't know much about what you are saying, but i know a lot about drinking budweiser and whoopin ass"

"there's a can of chinga tu madre in the cupboard. help yourself."

"we're fresh out of (a thing)."

[BarenakedLady]

1. "My god, you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen..."

Teehee. Yeah right. :rofl:

"Can I buy you a drink?"
"What can I get you?"
"Your wish is my command."
"I live to serve you."
"Yes, my Queen"

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. "Colder than a well digger's ass"

What can I say???

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

3. "busier than a one armed paperhanger"

texas has a million of these phrases.

[greatauntoftriplets]

18. This one came out of Oklahoma....

possibly Texas, too, as the person who taught me the phrase's grandfather once was sheriff of the county where the big town is Muleshoe, TX.

[wildhorses]

4. Hey Beautiful!!

[datasuspect]

7. "you're not so bad yourself"

[wildhorses]

12. and you smell good, too!

[datasuspect]

13. "i like the cut of your jib, sailor"

[wildhorses]

16. there's just something about a man in uniform *sigh*

[datasuspect]

22. so you like men in uniform?

[wildhorses]

24. some uniforms are more awe inspiring than others...

for some reason a fireman's uniform...or an astronaut *sigh* soooooo romantic to me

[wildhorses]

25. wrong place...shit, I suck...never mind what!!

[crim son]

42. ...unless it's followed by "Oh, that isn't you!" n/t

[wildhorses]

5. I love you.

[datasuspect]

9. "you're my greatest inspiration"

[wildhorses]

14. that reminds me of one of my all time favorite love songs:

(You're My) Soul And Heart's Inspiration
by Righteous Brothers

Girl I can't let you, do this,
Let you walk away
Girl how can I live through this
When you're all I wake up for each day baby

You're my soul and my heart's inspiration
You're all I got to get me by
You're my soul and my heart's inspiration
Without you baby what good am I

I never had much going
But at least I had you
How can you walk out knowing
I ain't got nothing left if you do baby

You're my soul an my heart's inspiration
You're all I got to get me by
You're my soul and my heart's inspiration
Without you baby what good am I
What good am I

Baby, I can't make it without you
And I'm, I'm telling you honey
You're my reason for laughing, for crying,
For living and for dying

Baby I can't make it without you
Please I'm begging you baby
If you go it will kill me, I swear it
I just can't bear it

You're my soul and my heart's inspiration
You're all I got to get me by
You're my soul and my heart's inspiration
Without you baby what good am I
Oh what good am I
Oo-oo-oo-oo....

[datasuspect]

15. that reminds me of one of my favorite songs

God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone
Do you know what you want? you dont know for sure
You dont feel right, you cant find a cure
And youre gettin less than what youre lookin for

You dont have money or a fancy car
And youre tired of wishin on a falling star
You gotta put your faith in a loud guitar

Chorus:
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone (oh yeah)
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul of everyone

Now listen
If you wanna be a singer, or play guitar
Man, you gotta sweat or you wont get far
Cause its never too late to work nine-to-five

You can take a stand, or you can compromise
You can work real hard or just fantasize
But you dont start livin till you realize - I gotta tell ya!

God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Gave rock and roll to everyone
God gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to you
Put it in the soul

(instrumental break)

God gave rock and roll to you (to everyone he gave the song to be sung)
Gave rock and roll to you, gave rock and roll to everyone

God gave rock and roll to you (to everyone he gave the song to be sung)
Gave rock and roll to you, saved rock and roll for everyone
Saved rock and roll

Chorus repeats out...

I know life sometimes can get tough! and I know life sometimes can be a drag!
But people, we have been given a gift, we have been given a road
And that roads name is... rock and roll!

[wildhorses]

6. What can I do to help?

[wildhorses]

8. Drinks are on the house

[datasuspect]

10. "his/her money is no good here"

[wildhorses]

11. Bless you...when I sneeze other times... meh...not so much

[YankeyMCC]

17. Delete

Lol - I misread the title and listed phrases I don't like.

[wildhorses]

19. there is another thread for that purpose...

:rofl:


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5717728

[wildhorses]

20. dumber than a dirt clod

and you know how dumb that is :rofl:

[RedStateShame]

21. "RedStateShame, you're a god among mere mortals!!"

I mean, I don't believe it or anything, and nobody has ever said that as far as I know, but I can safely say I wouldn't be irritated by such a phrase.

[datasuspect]

23. "datasuspect, you RULE the earth!"

has a nice ring to it . . .

[wildhorses]

26. wildhorses STAMPEDE

I just love the sound of that:P

[wildhorses]

27. hotter than the hinges hanging on the gates of hell

you know thats HOT

[KFC]

28. Raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock

[tk2kewl]

29. I'm happier than a wooden spoon at a spelling bee!

[datasuspect]

37. "i'm as happy as a monkey with a peanut machine"

[Burma Jones]

30. My Grandmother used to say, when disgusted,

"That (insert object) would Gag a Maggot"

I always liked that saying....


Also, "Dumb as a bag of hammers"

[bleedingheart]

33. He is as sharp as a marble

[Left Is Write]

31. I'm havin' more trouble than a three-legged cat...

tryin' to bury a turd on a frozen pond.

[Guava Jelly]

40. Thats so bad,I may use it!!

:rofl: :7 :hi:

[bleedingheart]

32. colder than a witch's tits in a brass brassiere

[bleedingheart]

34. As useless as tits on a bull

[bleedingheart]

35. He doesn't know shit from Shinola..

[madinmaryland]

36. "No Shit Sherlock."

One of the best putdowns I've heard.

[In_The_Wind]

38. Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

[Road Scholar]

39. Here's a million dollars! nt

[Arugula Latte]

41. "I like it when you, an adult, drink milk in front of me!"

:D

[sweetheart]

43. "Aaayyyyyeee" nt