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If Spam ads were real....
I'd have at lest 2,000 Rolex watch replicas.
My penis would be the size of the Empire State Building. Everyone would envy my penis.
I would outlast my wife every night.
I would weigh about 20 pounds from magic diet pills. I guess almost all that weight would be in my penis.
I would be a multimillionaire from all my online gambling winnings.
I would be a multimillionaire because some rich guy in Congo died and didn't have anyone to leave his money to, and his lawyer wants to give it to me.
I would be a multimillionaire because I won the lottery in England.
I would understand what this means: =?iso-2022-jp?B?GyRCIiNCKCUiJV0zTjxiMbKEI=?=
Bill Gates would be sending me checks just for forwarding his emails to everyone I know.
I would work at home in my underware and make $20,000 per month.
I would have refinanced my home at least 750 times and cashed in on my home equity, resulting in a 0% interest rate and hundreds of thousands of extra bucks in my pocket.
I would have every software program ever created, for free.
I would have 649 new logos created for my business.
I would have quit my job long ago to become a day-trader with all the great stock tips.
I would have so much Viagra and Cialis, my penis would no longer remember what it means to rest.
I would get all my prescription drugs for 10% of the regular price.
I would have a dream job making $500,000 per year. Don't know why I'd need a job with all the money I already won.
Wouldn't life be great?
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