The 2nd Annual Get "Skinner To Notice This Thread" Thread

[MrScorpio]

As always, do and say anything to get anything to notice this thread

Here's last year's effort... And it WORKED!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3673680

Get to work, guys and gals!

[Guava Jelly]

1. msg to skinner

Thanks for not tombstoning me :)
try to make that a habit :rofl:

[Mutley]

2. Hey Skinner

However difficult this job is, you could always have mine. x(

Retail. At Christmas. Hiring and training seasonal crew.

Yeah.

:P

[WhollyHeretic]

7. What do you mean you don't have any more TMX Elmos!

[NMDemDist2]

3. I think Skinner should clone Romeo and send us all a puppy for Xmas

we've been good this year right??

:evilgrin:

[roguevalley]

35. OO

There. Consider yourself mooned. :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

4. We need more of you to invite Skinner!

Stop being so frackin' lazy!

[IChing]

5. Skinner is really a GOP plant

In a former life where he lived his life as ganga

Maybe that got his attention.

[wildhorses]

6. skinner...you really lay around all day and do nothing...

in and out of the hot tub....what a strain it must be:P

[skygazer]

8. SKINNER!! You gotta see this! Its HUGH!!!!1!!1

[Deja Q]

9. Didn't Snopes say that particular rumor was false?

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

10. Republican mind control caused this thread. And the Clenis helped.

Also, I read on www.crazyasstinfoilsource.com that Romeo is a Rove operative. :tinfoilhat:

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hey Skinner! I understand you got the money to start DU from

Jack Abrahmoff! :rofl:

[EFerrari]

12. Hey, Skinner! My dog is CUTER than your dog!

:hi:

[Lady Freedom]

32. To be fair I have not seen Skinners dog so can't judge

But your is cute!!

[Name removed]

13. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[LeftyMom]

14. O. M. G.

That was wrong. Really wrong. Really, really wrong.

:high five:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. Damn it. I know I missed something really, really good there.

Fuck!

[LeftyMom]

28. I'll pm you.

[Lady Freedom]

31. what? What?? Please tell me...

I hate being out of the loop

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

15. Hey Skinner, this is my favorite movie:

http://imdb.com/title/tt0165929

[flvegan]

16. I hear Skinner was a Republican page in his pre-DU days.

*cough*

*ahem*

[Robb]

17. Skinner... is a Dingbat.

:shrug:

[Dinger]

26. We Must Be Related Then - I'm Dinger!

Right? Whooda thunk it?

[EFerrari]

18. Hey, Skinner, my goose is CUTER than you dog, too!

And she probably tastes better!



:rofl:

[Ptah]

19. He didn't show up for my screw thread, so it will be tough to

get him to show. But I hope he does.

I'm bullish on screw threads

Maybe Swedish fish will lure him.




:shrug:

[EFerrari]

20. You guys aren't even trying.

:)

[Arugula Latte]

21. Free Republic's JimRob is sooooo much better than Skinner!

*sigh* If only JimRob could be our leader...He's so DREAMY. :loveya:

Also, I think Third Parties are the way to go! :woohoo:

[joneschick]

23. I'm too tired to be clever so I'll

just kick :kick:

[Lady Freedom]

24. It took 51 tries last time

Hello Skinner!!!!Have a Drink!!

[WritingIsMyReligion]

25. ONG SKINNER UR SOOOOO OWESUM!1111!!!

WE LUV U SOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!11!!

[Dinger]

27. Did Ya Hear About Skinner?

Cuz if you did, tell me - then we'll both know!

[Book Lover]

29. So the President is being briefed by Rumsfeld...

Hey, someone had to post it...

:hide:

[otherlander]

30. He noticed.

Poorly.

:hide:

[XemaSab]

33. I dunno if I got Skinner to notice

but I sure as hell got the attention of one of the mods.

My work here is done. :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

34. If I had seen the original post and we could nominate individual posts...

I'd have nominate that shit for Best.Post.Ever.

Perv.

[MrScorpio]

36. Still no Skinner

You guys are not trying hard enough

[Guava Jelly]

37. here he is

[MrScorpio]

38. Ha ha!

Very funny

[Lady Freedom]

39. Hey Skinner!! We have Champaign!!!!

Ya know ya want some!

[MrScorpio]

40. Pour me a glass too

And I thought that it was Champagne?

[Ellen Forradalom]

47. Must be a University of Illinois grad

I'll have some urbana with that champaign.

[Dem2theMax]

41. Serious bribery inside.

Skinner, if you reply to my post, you may have one of the following:


Five shots, your choice of poison.


or


Cookies!


or


An Elvis serenade!


or


A banana split.


or


A donation to DU.
(I can't afford much, but I really will do this.)



If you don't reply, I'll so hard you'll hear me from the west coast!


I'll be hanging out with some friends, while waiting to hear from you.

[EFerrari]

42. Are you trying to bribe SKINNER?

Good idea.

:toast:

[wovenpaint]

43. Where can I send the $$ BIG MONEY$$ from my lottery win?

assuming I buy a ticket and win some, that is.... :evilgrin:

:P




:hi:




Skinner, :yourock:

[flvegan]

44. Kick for SKINNNNERRRRR!!

[Ellen Forradalom]

45. Skinner, if you ever want to see your chihuahua again

PM the chocolate to my in-box.

[Ptah]

46. Skinner sighting in the Lounge

Skinner in the Lounge!

[Fox Mulder]

48. Chihuahuas are the ugliest dogs ever.

:hide:

[Name removed]

49. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[MrScorpio]

50. I don't see Skinner around here

Get back to work!

[idgiehkt]

51. (Mule) Skinner Blues?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XaZB8eT5eQ

kick-ass band from W.Va...poor video quality but great pickers and a cute singer too.

[IChing]

52. "Skinner will never respond to me

and never has.

I am only the "Fool on the Hill"

as is his choice

but he sees the world spinning round.

[Skittles]

53. I have always wanted to kick me some Skinner ass

yes INDEED :thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

54. I would pay to see that

Make sure you do it Air Force stylee

[madinmaryland]

55. This one works really well.....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=2507034

It took Skinner less than a minute to respond.

[mainegreen]

56. Its so weird when people do that. nt

[LynneSin]

57. Please post your recipes for Fried Chicken here

Thanks!

[MrScorpio]

58. You folks are disappointing me

No Skinner!

What up with that?

[mark414]

59. skinner sighting in the lounge!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5739128