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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:13 PM
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Damn, my balls are filthy!
What's the best way to clean soccer balls? Just got back from playing a game in the rain.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:27 PM
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1. I just gave my balls a good, lengthy scrubbing.
A good clean pair of balls is a sight to behold.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:38 PM
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2. It is for the best
People lose their balls if they're not in control. I've known people's balls to have burst from improper care.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:41 PM
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3. At least they're not sweaty.
It's no good if you drip sweat onto your soccer apparatus.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 03:42 PM
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4. Yeah, but my balls got kicked around all afternoon.
They sure did take a beating.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 05:18 PM
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5. You need to protect your balls more.
I hear that they're very delicate.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 06:11 PM
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8. I've always been a fan of roughly playing with my balls.
Makes the game more fun.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 05:21 PM
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6. Filthy balls gross me out
They smell funky. :scared:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-06-06 05:25 PM
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7. It's your ball handling that impresses me
:thumbsup:
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