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eyesroll Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 01:22 PM
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If you got a call from Maury Povich, saying "your SO has a secret..."
Why, why, WHY would you consent to go on the show?

It's never, "I've secretly been saving up to take us on a trip to Spain."
It's never, "I want to propose to you on a seedy talk show."
It's never, "You're stressed and I want Maury to treat you to a day at the spa."

It's always, "I cheated and you may not be my baby's daddy."

:shrug:
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:08 PM
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1. Because here's this doofus' chance to be ON TV!!!!
We live in a sick sad world
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:10 PM
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2. Why does Maury give children with severe physical problems a cake?
Edited on Wed Oct-04-06 02:12 PM by Fenris
Paying for treatment might be more appreciated than a baked good.
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AutumnMist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:11 PM
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3. I Have Often Wondered That Myself
I agree with the above poster. Most people just want to be on television or they don't have the money for a DNA test so the Maury Show is a way to kill two birds with one stone so to speak. Just bizarre to me. :wtf:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 02:20 PM
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4. Because everyone's looking for their 15 minutes.
And some are the kind of folks who get some kind of thrill or ego boost by being on a trash talk show.
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:16 PM
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5. Because they pay you.
At the local college, some people earn credit in their drama classes by going on Springer and Maury.
NO, I'm NOT kidding.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:25 PM
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6. I would speculate it's because
the video tape and paternity test will be very useful in negotiating a favourable divorce/ palimony/ alimony/child support settlement.
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-04-06 03:30 PM
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7. I assume they get paid...
Sort of the same reason why people agree to settle their disputes on "Judge (fill-in-the-blank)" - everybody comes out ahead...
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