BREAKING: Foley Abducted by Aliens as a young man!!!

[ScreamingMeemie]

...Who then molested him...

... but he still takes full responsibility for his actions...


...:sarcasm:...

[Kutjara]

1. Did they probe his nethers...

...with bright shiny objects of unknown function? If so, don't let him near kitchen utensils; who knows what perversions he may indulge.

[ScreamingMeemie]

3. either way, he still takes full responsibility even though his mother

dropped him on his head as a baby... :hi:

[buddhamama]

2. i read the aliens

were from Pluto...explains a lot in my opinion. :) :hi:

[ScreamingMeemie]

4. Mine too...

Although he was quoted as saying he has nothing against dwarf planets. :hi: :hug:

[Kutjara]

5. Extremely well done on avoiding the obvious...

...Uranus gag. I'm proud of you. :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. On another discussion board I'm on, someone suggested Coulter was...

an alien. Seriously. They believed she belonged to a race of aliens called "Nordics." The poster was quickly shot down however, because even if there is a race of aliens called "Nordics," they're supposed to be benevolent and simply observers of human society. Everyone was in agreement that Coulter is definitely not benevolent.

:rofl:

That was my amusing read of the morning.

[ScreamingMeemie]

7. Hahahahahahahaha....

:rofl: Mine too.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Yeah, that board is always good for a laugh or a WTF?

It's pretty much a conspiracy theorist (but not all of it) board, and it runs the gamut from people like me who just have a healthy skepticism of the way things seem to people that think Ann Coulter is an alien. People like me are good to exchange ideas with. People who think Ann Coulter is an alien are good for an early-morning laugh.

[In_The_Wind]

9. Sure, sure Blame everything on the poor Aliens!

The next thing they'll want to do is close the borders.

[ScreamingMeemie]

10. Well, it's all he really had left...

Pity the poor man has been through so much. /sarcasm...


:hi: