Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo

[meegbear]

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo by Cowboy Timmy

We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose
And we all know Frosty who's made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of... gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze'in 'tween your festive buns

A present from down below
Spreading joy with a "Howdy-Ho!"
He's seen the love inside of you
`Cause he's a piece of poo

Sometimes he's nutty
Sometimes he's corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

Kid: I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)

Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He's coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh... I'm Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Ehh... Here he comes!



Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!

I'm Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let's sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.

Here's a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!

Singers: Sometimes He's runny
Sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
to try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.

Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he's never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on!

Howdy Ho!

[impeach the gop]

1. Are we having fun yet?

Cheers :-)

[bedtimeforbonzo]

2. not bad

for a show run by repugs

[everythingsxen]

3. wtf?

South Park mocks everyone and everything...

[bedtimeforbonzo]

6. They do

But both Stone and Parker are registered repugs, though they frequently describe themselves as being libertarian.

They announced it while accepting an award from People for the American Way, of all things.

[AlFrankenFan]

4. I was just watching that episode last nigjt on tape...

...only way you'll ever get me to sing Christmas songs.

[thatgemguy]

5. My XmasTree Topper

Hidey Ho!!!!!

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[CrownPrinceBandar]

7. Wait!... Is that the "Poo Choo" I hear coming?