I need a good new sig line. Will someone help me, please?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

I've looked all day, almost literally, and I can't think of or find anything. I'm creatively blocked apparently. I want it to be scary in honor of halloween, but make a political statement. Will you help me? Thanks.
Duckie

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Here are some links to browse

Some things here:

http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/funnyquotes/

Or, maybe quote something from Mark Twain:

http://www.salwen.com/mtquotes.html

Or, my favorite, Will Rogers:
http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/w/will_rogers.html

[Reciprocity]

2. Okay how about....

The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.
Joseph Stalin

"Those who cast the votes decide nothing. Those who count the votes decide everything."
- Josef V. Stalin

"In general the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of citizens to give to the other."
- Voltaire

" You can easily judge the character of others by how they treat those who can do nothing for them or to them."
- Malcolm Forbes

" While intelligent people can often simplify the complex, a fool is more likely to complicate the simple."
-Anonymous

" A little knowledge properly applied is more important than a tremendous number of facts accumulated and not utilized."
-Anonymous

" When everyone thinks alike, then no one is thinking."
-Anonymous

"It is hard to imagine a more stupid or more dangerous way of making decisions than by putting those decisions in the hands of people who pay no price for being wrong."
-Thomas Sowell

" Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it. "
-Mark Twain

"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation."
Henry Kissinger