17.5 Random Questions To Build Up Momentum In The Lounge

[THUNDER HANDS]

Because, you know, it's quiet in here. :D

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?

[GOPisEvil]

1. 17.5 more answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake? German Chocolate or Carrot. Regular, please.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it? I'd like to see them all eventually.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl? Weekly.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth? I can't remember. I think I used to get silver dollars, though.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you? My tummy.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it? Nope. I don't have one.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart? I need to be more street smart. Although, I could stand being book smarter, too.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle? 105 m.p.h.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed? Heh...yeah, back when I was young and inexperienced.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons? Silver Spoons.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays? I never see them. The garbage guys never get out of the truck to empty the dumpster, and I never see the mailman.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean? Now that I've lost weight, I don't get food stains as often as I used to. I'm pretty clean.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back? Fight the power, baby.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? Pool.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____. Scrambled eggs.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein? Woodward. Redford's cool!

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? Three bucks. Thank goodness for check cards.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? Horton Hears a Who

[ProfessorGAC]

2. Incredibly Serious Responses

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
Ice cream. Mmmmmmmmmmm! Ice Cream.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
Texas (Sorry GOPisEvil)

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
Weekly.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
A quarter, i think.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
Upper arms.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
Yes and yes.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
I am booksmart. Not sure if i'm in a position to decide about the other.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
145mph on the autobahn in Germany. Yes, it was 145mph, not kph. I can do the conversion.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
No.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
Fraggle Rock. Used to watch it with my sister who's 11 years younger than me.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
Garbage men, yes. Mailperson, no.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
Seldom, but everyone has accidents.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I'd be a rebel leader.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
Pool.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
Anything that isn't already sweet.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Woodward.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
None. I never keep money in my wallet.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? Hop o

Only gave half an answer on 17.5. I don't make the rules, i just follow 'em.
The Professor

[GOPisEvil]

3. Fine then! Don't visit!

I'll be spending part of my holiday time off on the golf course. If you visited TX, you could join me. But nooooo...

Did you know it was 77 here yesterday? Of course we had a cold front blow through and today's high will be about 60. :scared:

[Breezy du Nord]

7. Poor you...

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[ProfessorGAC]

9. You're Pissin' Me Off!

Don't make me come down there.
The Professor

[GOPisEvil]

15. I'm tellin' ya...

...important research at UT. You could fly into Texas and never have to touch Republican soil. It can work. :-)

[ProfessorGAC]

21. Not Touch Repub Soil, Huh? Hmmmmm?

That could be ok. I'll have to think about that.

Have a happy holiday.
The Professor

[GOPisEvil]

44. You have a happy holiday too!

I could show you the maps, but basically, I am represented by 3 Democrats in the state legislature and in Congress. There are some nice munis in heavily Democratic areas. :-)

[SiobhanClancy]

4. Answers...

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
Regular cake..although I'd rather have PIE!

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
Texas..although I've been there already

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
at least once a weeek

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
one silver dollar

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
all of it!

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
Yes! I use it often...only thing I like about this apartment

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
Streetsmart...although I seem to be immune to it.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
about 100 mph

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
emphatically,NO!

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
Fraggle Rock

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
Yes

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
Fairly clean...but I've learned never to wear white while eating spaghetti.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I'm already a feline slave...all cat owners are.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
The ocean

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
eggs

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Woodward

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
$27

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?
Horton Hears A Who

[terrya]

5. 17.5 answers....

1) Regular Cake

2) Alabama...wild horses couldn't drag me there (sorry, Alabamians)

3) Once a week

4) A nickel

5) My ABS. They're under there somewhere (under that layer of fat)

6) No fireplace

7) Booksmart, without question

8) 100 MPH

9) No. Why should I? :-)

10) Silver Spoons (that cute little Ricky Shroeder)

11) No to either one.

12) Stains sometimes...particularly when I'm eating Italian food

13) I'd serve as a feline slave...hell, with my cat, I'm halfway there already

14) I'm not a very good swimmer, so neither one.

15) Macaroni and Cheese. Really.

16) Bernstein

17) $28

17.5) Horton Hears a Who is a masterpiece.

15)

[Breezy du Nord]

6. I love these things

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake? I scream for ice cream!

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it? I would say Texas, but I was already there for 2 hours on a layover to Mexico City, so I'll go ahead and say Alabama.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl? That would be my brother's chore :)

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth? a measly $.25

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you? :shrug: I usually run, so I suppose my arms.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it? No, besides, I don't like fire.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
Both, but book smart would be interesting...

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle? ooh, probably the first time i was out with my brother when he first go his license.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed? No. I'm a virgin as of yet.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons? neither

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
we tip the guy who delivers the nespaper.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean? fairly clean

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I couldn't see my dogs doing that, well maybe my little one but I can pick her up w/ one hand. Cats I could see, so I suppose I would fight back

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? I've only swam in the ocean once when it was cold but I enjoyed it nonetheless

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____. in my brother's glass of water :)

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
never saw it

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
$30 (just got paid)

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? Horton hears a who. Very good book. Poor Horton...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

8. My answers.

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake? Regular

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it? California

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl? At school it's cleaned everyday by these great women who love us like their own.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth? at least a dollar...it was five each for our front teeth.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you? midsection

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it? Never

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart? Streetsmart...Wait..can't I be both?

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle? 90 miles an hour

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed? No. All but two of the guys I've slept with were one nighters. I'm a recovering whore.

10. Which 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons? Fraggle Rock. I never watched Silver Spoons

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays? No. Actually, tipping the mailman is illegal. A note to his superiors with a glowing review is the best tip, however.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean? I can't wear white.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
Fight back

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? Pool

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.Nothing. I don't touch the stuff.


Merry Christmas you guys!!
Duckie
16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
I've never seen the movie all the way through. By I do have a thing for Robert Redford.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? 15 bucks and some change.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? Horton hears a who.

[RebelOne]

10. OK, here goes.

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
Ice cream cake

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
Never want to go back to Florida if I can help it.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
Whenever it looks dirty.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
10 to 25 cents

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
Waist

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
No

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
Book smart. Am already street smart.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
110 miles

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
No

10. Which 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
Don't remember either of them.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
No, never see them

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
Pretty often. I'm a messy eater, especially when I have on light-colored clothes.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I would fight back, but I think my Rottweiler would win.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
Pool

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on all Mexican food_____.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Woodward

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
$2.50. Usually never carry cash. Use my debit or credit cards for everything.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?
Never read any of them.

[mac56]

11. 1. Neither: pie. (Regular cake if I must.)

2. Don't dislike any states.
3. 2 to 3 times weekly.
4. 50c.
5. Gut.
6. Yes and yes.
7. Streetsmart. That would tell me when to become booksmart.
8. 85, probably.
9. Yes.
10. Didn't care for either.
11. No.
12. Fairly clean.
13. Canine, yes. Feline, no damn way.
14. Ocean.
15. Chicken wings.
16. Bernstein.
17. $3.
17.5 Yertle the Turtle, because of the turtle named Mac at the bottom of the stack.

[UrbScotty]

12. Hi!

1. Regular (actually, I like Rice Krispies Treats squares instead of cake!)
2. Perhaps South Carolina or Texas
3. Every couple months
4. $0.75 or so
5. My stomach
6. No
7. Booksmart
8. I don't know
9. I haven't even "performed" in bed!
10. Didn't watch either
11. No
12. Occasionally
13. Fight back!
14. Pool
15. Tabasco sauce tastes best on my finger!
16. Haven't seen ATPM
17. About $40-50
17.5. Horton Hears a Who

[XNASA]

13. I'm gonna think long and hard about these.....

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake? Regular. But I really prefer brownies and ice cream.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it? Florida

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl? Weekly

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth? 0.25

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you? My brain.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
Yes. Occasionally
7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart? Booksmart

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle? 118 MPH

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed? Yes

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons? I honestly remember neither.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays? No.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean? Fairly clean.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back? A little of both, I'd imagin.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? Ocean

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____. Red Beans and Rice

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein? Woodward

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? $4

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? Hop on Pop

[Dogmudgeon]

14. Half of 35, right?

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
Sex, and lots of it.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
Oaxaca DF

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
When the organisms that live in it evolve to the point where they develop nuclear weapons.
And not a day before!

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
A dime, that cheapskate bitch!

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
My teeth.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
Yes. Not since the fire.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
Booksmart. I don't live on the street.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
115 MPH. At least that's what the paramedics told me.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
No. And it's Clinton's penis' fault anyway.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
The Day After

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
No, they'd probably hit me if I tried to tip them over.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
Clean. The stains are from other things.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I'd give the dogs one chance. The cats, I'd kill immediately.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
I prefer swimming in the nude.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
Freshly cooked Tabascos.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Deep Throat.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
Ha ha ha ha ha!

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?
Yertle the Turtle -- king of the mud. The classic Seuss story of proletarian insurrection!

So how'd I do?

--bkl

[KCDem]

16. my answers

1. regular cake, definitely.
2. hm... can't think of any that I really would NOT want to visit. Maybe New Jersey.
3. clean? That's what Clorox tabs are for.
4. not as much as my friends got. That's what clued me in at a young age. I think I got a quarter.
5. stomach, definitely. 2 kids did a number on it.
6. yes, and no.
7. streetsmart. Booksmarts haven't gotten me anywhere yet!
8. close to 100 mph
9. I thought men liked it when I suck. :evilgrin:
10. Silver Spoons, only 'cuz I don't remember the other.
11. No, I never see them.
12. Not intentionally--I'm fairly clean. But I have 2 small children who invariably get stains on my clothes.
13. this is one of the strangest questions I've seen in awhile. I guess I'd fight back.
14. pool. I'm squeamish about oceanic creatures.
15. tomato soup.
16. Woodward
17. good question. Probably about $22.
17.5 Horton Hears a Who. Great story about how even the smallest person can make a difference.

[Rabbit of Caerbannog]

17. My turn...

1. Both

2. Alabama (sorry to offend all y'all - just never "spoke to me...)

3. Doesn't some little guy in a row boat do that?

4. Got sticky, sweet tooth-rotting treats!

5. Ummm - let's not go there

6. Only for escape when the inlaws show up

7. Shit - I'll take what I can get...

8. 150 MPH (Autobahan - IIIEEEEEYYEE!!!)

9. "I'm sorry, baby - Shakespear was never my schtick...")

10. Say what?

11. DAMN - so that's why my mailbox was filled with diapers and potato peels...

12. I go so far as to get stains on OTHER people's clothes!

13. It depends - if they told me to take a bath, would I have to lick my nuts?

14. ocean - sans Things That Bite

15. Anything but Jell-o

16. Woodward

17. 47 cents and a coupon for half off a Stuffy's sub

17.5 Horton all the way!

[OldSoldier]

18. Here ya go...

1. Ice cream cake

2. Louisiana

3. Maybe once a week...

4. A dime

5. The penis...no, scratch that, say the legs

6. No

7. Booksmart

8. 115 mph

9. Yes

10. Neither.

11. No

12. Fairly clean.

13. I'm a feline slave NOW!

14. In a pool

15. MREs.

16. Woodward

17. Six bucks.

17.5 Horton Hears a Who

[Kat45]

19. Random Answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
Chocolate.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
Never thought about it, but it would probably be in the south.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
When I'm going to have company.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
I forget, but probably a coin of low worth.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
Abs

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
Yes. No. It hasn't been used in over 40 years.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
Both.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
Probably around 85-90.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
Never had the need to.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
Fraggle Rock

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
Nope.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
I'm a messy eater; depends where the food and drink falls.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I have a bird.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
I don't know how to swim.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
Don't use it.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Woodward.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
A few bucks, if I'm lucky.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?
I don't remember.

[buddhamama]

20. random answers

1) ice cream cake

2) none. i want to visit them all

3) everyday

4) one dollar

5) butt

6) no

7) streetsmart

8) 145mph

9) no, because that has never happened

10)Silver Spoons

11) yes

12) very clean

13) fight back if i had to. no one should be made a slave

14) pool

15) i don't like tabasco sauce

16) Woodward

17) $55

17.5) Horton Hears a Who

[nini]

22. my answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake? --- regular

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it? --- Mississippi

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl? -- every couple weeks.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth? 10 cents

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you? --- stomach

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it? --- no

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?-- living in L.A. - streetsmart... Luckily I am both

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle? 95 mph

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed? -- never had to :-)

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons? --- Silver spoons

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays? --- no.. I should I guess, but I give to other organizations that help people that don't have anything.. a job included

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean? -- fairly clean, though it does happen

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
-- I would fight back. NOTHING and/or NO ONE will control me against my will
14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? -- pool

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _corn chips____.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
-- Bernstein
17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? - $40

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? -- Horton

[Caution]

23. More answers

1.) regular
2.) Nebraska
3.) Twice Weekly
4.) a quarter
5.) abs
6.) no, if i did i would use it
7.) booksmart
8.) 105MPH
9.) probably..not sure on that though
10.) Fraggle Rock
11.) no
12.) clean
13.) fight back!!!
14.) pool
15.) tacos
16.) havent seen it (yeh i know...)
17.) dont carry cash
17.5) horton.

[populistmom]

24. More

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

Regular cake

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

I seem to have a Mississippi aversion for some reason.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

Weekly

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
I'd get a dime; my children get a dollar.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

Lower abs, due to momly reasons, obliques seem to be okay though.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

Yes, we do and no we don't (mortor needs repair).

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

Booksmart, although a bit of streetsmarts are necessary to function as well.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

Probably just under 100 mph.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?

I never needed to. ;)

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

Silver Spoons, specifically Jason Bateman as one of Ricky's friends. When I was 12, I had a huge crush on him.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

I'd fight back. I'm nobody's bitch.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

Actual swimming, like laps, is easier in a pool, but I prefer the ocean for asthetic reasons.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.

Any type of meat.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

Bernstein

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

$20 and change

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?

I like Hop on Pop, excellent for beginning readers.

[jus_the_facts]

25. My UnMomentous Answers.....

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

Eh...haven't had either in a long time.


2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

There's not any state I'd not go to.


3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

Twice a week.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?

A Dollar.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

Prolly all of 'em!

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

No but I MISS havin' one....always had one growin' up now I'm DEPRIVED!x(


7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

I'm both so THERE! :P



8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?


130mph

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?


WHAT...I've NEVER performed poorly in bed! :evilgrin:


10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

Fwaggles :D That's how my neice said it.....awwww! :loveya:


11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

No...are ya supposed too? :shrug:



12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

Rarely....but occasionally x(

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

I'd willingly serve my kitty...already do in fact! :)


14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

Either one...but I've only visited the ocean once.


15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.

RAW OYSTERS!


16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

Both.


17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

60.00



17.5 Better Dr. Seuss? Horton!

:hi: MAN...MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR! :hug: :*

[Leftist78]

26. answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?-ice cream of course

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?-Florida

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?-every 3 days

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?-It varied depending on how much money my parents had at the time

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?-stomach

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?-don't have one

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?-booksmart

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?-car 120mph motercycle-145mph

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?-no but I probably should have a couple of times

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?-Fraggle Rock. Silver Spoons sucked

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?-don't have a garbage man. Out here they expect you to carry your own. Never really thought of tipping the mailman...maybe that's why the package beside me right now is ticking :)

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?-I can't eat a piece of bread without getting a stain

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?-I would lead a resistance to overthrow the vile oppressors :)

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?-hmm...I'm kinda afraid of the water. I can swim just fine, but I've always had an irrational fear of drowning so a pool always seemed safer to me, but then again I do go rafting quite a bit so go figure :)

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.-eggs

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?-it's a wash

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?-$64

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?-Hop on Pop

[AlFrankenFan]

27. Fun!

1. Ice cream cake

2. Pennsylvania (again)

3. Three times a week

4. $1 - $5

5. Ummm....my ass?

6. Yes and not often

7. Booksmart

8. Can't drive

9. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...n/a

10. n/a

11. My mom does

12. Somewhat clean, depends on the food

13. I'd fight back, unless they gave me a basket with my name on it

14. Pool

15. Popcorn, 'cept I'm allergic to popcorn

16. n/a

17. 10 cents

17.5. Yertle the Turtle

[Breezy du Nord]

28. Wow, the tooth fairy must've liked you

She must've hated me :(

(ps, I like your sig line)

[AngryAmish]

29. 8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

The current Amish land speed record is 142 mph

[VelmaD]

30. I love these questions Rat

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
I prefer a homemade cake made by my momma. Chocolate with chocolate frosting and icing decorations. My momma ROCKS!

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
None. Though I'm not too gung ho on going to Montana.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
Every week on Saturday morning.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
a quarter

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
my arms - I've lost 118 pounds and I still have the flab under my arms.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
nope but I sure wish I did

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
streetsmart - anyone can acquire book learning if they put their mind to it - acquiring streetsmarts usually happens from painful experience that I'd rather not go through again

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
145 miles per hour - was my mom's Lincoln Continental...it only felt like I was doing about 45 or so. Smooth car even if it was as big as an aircraft carrier.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
Yup. If my heart just wasn't in it I apologized.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
Fraggle Rock. I loved that show. I HATED Silver Spoons. And thanks ever so much for getting the FUCKING theme song stuck in my head. :spank:

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
Sort of. They get a big batch of fudge and cookies. :-)

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
It depends. If I'm in white and have a big meeting later in the day I'm destined to get something on me.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I would fight back. There's a reason I don't have any pets.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
A pool. I don't like it when I can't see very far in the water. And I hate having things brush against me and I can't see what they are. That said, I don't mind swimming in the ocean, just usually like pools better.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
EVerything.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Tough call. Gotta go with Bernstien becaue Woodward has been such a tool since then.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
41 dollars

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?
Yertle the Turtle is my very favorite Dr. Seuss book. I love the line about him being King of a blackberry patch and a mule. My little brother likes Horton but prefers Horton Hatches an Egg to Horton Hears a Who.

[ohiosmith]

31. My answers:

1. Regular with lard icing.
2. West Virginia.
3. Never. My housekeeper cleans them.
4. 25 cents
5. Gut
6. Several. All winter.
7. Street, although I'm both.
8. 163.5 mph
9. No. I'll be responsible for my pleasure and my partners for theirs.
10.Never saw either.
11.Yes.
12.Rarely. Very clean.
13.Fight to the death.
14.Ocean.
15.Tabasco in bleu cheese used as a dip for french fries.
16.Woodward. In real life Bernstein.
17.$100.00
17.5 Wouldn't know.

[Fridays Child]

32. Chimp as turtle

1. Ray-gyoo-lah
2. Hawaii
3. When it starts talking to me
4. Twenty-five cents
5. Back
6. Yes and no
7. Street
8. 95 mph
9. Why? Men can't tell the difference.
10. Neither
11. No
12. Seems to go in cycles
13. Depends on if they promised to scratch behind my ears
14. Ocean
15. Fritos
16. Whoever Redford played
17. About $5
17.5 Yertle the Turtle, a cautionary tale, to be sure.

[lapislzi]

33. Is anyone going to read these?

1. Ice cream

2. TX

3. once a week

4. $0.25

5. ummm...most

6. yes and yes

7. both

8. 110

9. I never have (performed poorly in bed)

10. I was partially frozen for the '80s.

11. Doyes

12. friends don't allow friends to wear white shirts in public

13. dog.

14. ocean

15. everything

16. bernstein

17. $21

17.5 Horton Hears a Who

[elperromagico]

36. I just read them

:hi:

[brainshrub]

34. Answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

Regular

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

South Dakota and Kansas

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

Once ever 6 weeks or so,

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?

About $2.00

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

Abs

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

No

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

Streetsmart

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

150mph

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?

Yes

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

Silver Spoons

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

No

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

Stains

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

fight back

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

pool

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.

Rice

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

Haven't seen the movie.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

$70.00

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?

Horton

[elperromagico]

35. Answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
Ice cream cake.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
California, as long as Arnold Schwarzenegger is governor.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
Once a week.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
Twenty-five cents.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
Gut.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
Don't have one. Used to have one; used it to trap Santa.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
Bookstreet.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
85.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
Performing poorly in bed? What's that?

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
Fraggle Rock.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
No. I leave drugs in the mailbox.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
Fairly clean.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
I'm already a canine's slave.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
Butt-naked in a lake.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
Nothing. I hate that shit.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
Bernstein. Woodward's a Republican whore.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
$215.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?
Butter Battle Book.

[MrSlayer]

37. Answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

Regular.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

None.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

At the risk of sounding antiquated, that's her job.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?

A dollar, my kids get ten dollars.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

Penis.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

No.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

Street.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

140 Mph.

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?

Yes.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

Yick.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

No, no one tips me for doing my job. I only tip waitresses and the like.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

Fairly clean, shirt off on spaghetti nights.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

This is ridiculous, I'm already my cat's slave.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

Pool.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.

Ice Cream.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

Woodward.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

I don't carry a wallet. I'm not wearing pants.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?

Fox in Sox

[elperromagico]

39. LOL

Good answers, good answers.

[JohnKleeb]

38. ok

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?
ice cream cake
2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?
one of the dakotas
3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?
1-3 times a week
4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?
1$
5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?
legs I guess
6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?
yes, sometimes
7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?
a combo of both
8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?
no car
9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?
:( Ive never gotten that oppertunity, but likely I would, my nickname is the apology king
10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?
I dont remember the 80's
11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?
no but I envison my parents do
12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?
yes! I get stains
13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?
fight back
14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?
ocean
15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
french fries :) I dunno
16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?
never saw the movie
17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?
100$
17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who
I never read any of those

[Alexander]

40. answers

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

Regular cake. Usually carrot cake, but I'm not picky.

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

Wyoming - it would be a total waste of my time.

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

I live in a dorm. So never.

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?

A buck.

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

I'd say my butt, but I'm pretty skinny anyway.

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

Yes, I do, and no, I don't.

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

It doesn't matter - you can always acquire the other fairly easily.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

100 Miles per hour

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed?

That would require me to perform poorly.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

Fraggle Rock - who could forget Sprocket?

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

Nope, mostly because I don't see them.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

I'm usually pretty clean, although when I try to multitask when eating, it gets difficult.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

Since my cats love me and I can tell, I'd be their slave. They wouldn't make me do anything, anyway.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

Usually a pool, because I don't get sand all over me.

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.

Jambalaya.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

Well, in real life, Bernstein's cooler. In the book/movie, Woodward. Mostly because he's played by Redford.

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

Approximately zero dollars.

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?

Horton.

[dawn]

41. Belated answers

1. Ice cream cake, baby.

2. Texas. I will never go to Texas.

3. Once a week.

4. I don't remember!

5. My tummy.

6. No. *sniff*

7. Streetsmart. Then I'd go home and read my books! :)

8. 120 mph in my Honda CRX. I was in high school.

9. No.

10. Silver Spoons. how embarrassing!

11. No, but we tip the guy who delivers our paper.

12. I'm clean.

13. Hmm? Hehehe, I guess I'd be a feline slave. I'd like to see how it would be to live in a world run by cats.

14. The ocean.

15. Sorry, I prefer the "rooster sauce." But I used to like tabasco sauce on my scrambled eggs.

16. I've never seen that movie...!

17. Um, $2. I always use debit cards.

17.5 Horton

[philosophie_en_rose]

42. Answers.

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake? Ice Cream, but only with real cake. Not that crumbly cookie stuff from Dairy Queen

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it? Alabama

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl? weekly

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth? a quarter

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you? arms

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it? no fireplace

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart? booksmart

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle? 120 mph

9. Have you ever apologised for performing poorly in bed? no.

10. Whcih 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons? Fraggle Rock.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays? Nope.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean? Usually clean

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back? It depends. If people are treated like dogs and cats, it might not be so bad. ;)

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean? pool

15. Finish this sentence, Tobasco sauce tastes best on _____.
chicken

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein? Woodward

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now? 56.23
17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who? Horton hears a who

[Ediacara]

43. answers to magic rat's eternal riddles

1. On your birthday, do you prefer a regular cake or an ice cream cake?

Regular

2. What state do you vow never to set foot in, if you can help it?

I can't say I've ever come across a state that I didn't like AT ALL. I've never been to the south though..... Just skirted the edges northern Virginia, Missouri, Texas, and Florida, but never been to THE south. Although.... I am sure I wouldn't find it completely unbareable....

3. How often do you clean your toilet bowl?

As often as it gets too dirty

4. How much money did the tooth fairy used to give you, per tooth?

$1

5. What body part needs the most excercise on you?

My tummy... I'm resolving to get a six pack by summer.... we'll see if that happens, I have been batting 0.000 on New Years Resolutions the past few years so....

6. Do you have a fireplace in your house, if so, do you use it?

My folks have two, but they're both bricked in. I don't have one, but if I did I'd use it. I live in Montana, and baseboard heaters are warm, but come on, nothing's cozier than a fire when it's -20 outside!

7. Generally speaking, would you rather be booksmart or streetsmart?

I already am rather booksmart, so I think I'd rather be more streetsmart. If I had little smarts of any kind?.... Hmm... probably streetsmart.

8. What's the fastest you've ever driven a vehicle?

110 mph. I am sure some pilots in here will brag arbor driving their company car 650 mph :-)

9. Have you ever apologized for performing poorly in bed?

Not for performing poorly per se..... I was fooling around with a friend once after a breakup, and I apologized for having my mind elsewhere.

10. Which 80's show do you remember more fondly - Fraggle Rock or Silver Spoons?

Silver Spoons by default, Fraggle Rock was creepy.

11. Do you tip your garbage men or mailman during the holidays?

No.

12. Do you often get stains on your clothes when you eat, or are you fairly clean?

I'm a fairly clean eater.

13. If cats and dogs decided to turn on their owners, would you willingly serve as a feline or canine slave - or would you fight back?

I would conspire with parrots and form an army of smart animals fighting the good fight.

14. Do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

Depends. If we're talking the ocean off the coast of Washington (freezing water strong waves, rip tides, critters)... then a pool. But if we're talking Santa Monica, then the ocean BY FAR.

15. Finish this sentence, Tabasco sauce tastes best on _____.

Almost anything, except chocolate.

16. Who was cooler in "All the President's Men" Woodward or Bernstein?

I've never seen it :-( Bad Dinoboy! :spank:

17. How much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

$4

17.5 Better Dr. Seuss book - Hop on Pop, Yertle the Turtle or Horton Hears a Who?

Horton Hears a Who.