The Jenis shall NOT be compromised!

[Oeditpus Rex]

I'm stunned and dismayed that some people —
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5682517#5682937 — would even consider such crass commercialization.

The Jenis is art — nay, it is DIVINE art! Rendered unto my breakfast table by His Rich Colombian Hand.

It is NOT for sale!

Harumph! x(




Oh... in response to several queries...

[ZombieNixon]

1. You'd think the Sunnagod would have a larger Jenis.

:eyes: :P :hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. I know, what with his/her magical superpowers and all...

:hi:

[ZombieNixon]

10. Maybe it's one of those powers that as you use it,

it makes you less...potent...:rofl: :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

12. Probably. Not much of a superpower if you ask me....

Sort of anti-climactic... :evilgrin: :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Why?

It ain't like He ever used it. :shrug:




Well... unless you believe The DaVinci Code...

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. I'm sorry that you rejected my help.

:( The divine Jenis needs to have as much exposure as possible to deliver its message to the masses. Given its size, it needs all the help it can get.

:rofl: :rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. This is the most hilarious thing I've read/seen in a long damn time

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[miss_american_pie]

4. ...

:rofl:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Awwwww! It's a Baby Jenis!

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. OMFG!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. *must not post picture of *baby Jesus buttplug*

*must not post picture of Baby Jesus buttplug*

[NewWaveChick1981]

19. ROFLMFAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: G'head...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. I always get in trouble when I do it.

You can check it out at Divine Interventions though. I really want one. I think it'd be hilarious on my dashboard.

[NewWaveChick1981]

25. Yep, definitely a dashboard-mount item...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. And way cooler than the Jesuii my mom keeps in her car.

That crap from the Sacred Heart Auto League.

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

45. ...

:rofl: Definitely...

[Deja Q]

8. The genus of jenis...

It gets around.

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. That looks bigger than the Baby Jenis...

:rofl: OMFG... :rofl: It does indeed get around...

[idgiehkt]

13. the baby Jenis?

:rofl:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Whoa_Nelly came up with that one...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5683618&mesg_id=5683630 :rofl: :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

34. Hi NWC!

Scoot on down in this thread (just like the Baby Jenis scoots...How cute!)
and see the home I made for Our Jenis Redeemer! :hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

44. That's priceless!

:rofl: :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

15. Blasphemer!

Thou shalt have no craven stains before the Jenis!

:spank:

[lizziegrace]

16. I thought I'd seen it all

but I was WRONG!

:rofl:

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. That's not very big.

I don't think the coffee stain should be trying to show that off.

[idgiehkt]

20. I guess we need to know if that's

flaccid or erect, it's kind of hard to tell from that angle. If it's flaccid he'd be giving Heath Ledger a run for his money...

I wonder why no one has asked Mr. Coffee about it yet. Oops, that's a deviant perversion...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. IMHO, I viewed it as erect.

[NewWaveChick1981]

24. You know, you're right...

This MUST be MrCoffee's fault. Ya know, with his coffee stain and all... :rofl: :rofl: :applause:

And I do think the flaccid/erect question NEEDS to be answered. :patriot:

[idgiehkt]

27. about Heath, or about the baby Jenis?

because I have both, you know...

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. For the sake of argument, let's say both.

:rofl: Enlighten us, please.... :)

[idgiehkt]

30. I think the baby jenis is bigger.

okay, you can make your own comparison...;-)

[Dangerously Amused]

37. Yeah. And we SURE can't have any deviant perversions in the LOUNGE.

:eyes:



http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5679880#5680550

[NewWaveChick1981]

48. Never. Never ever.

:patriot:



:rofl: :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. The Jenis is the Way, the Truth and the Light

And besides... it's restin'.

[idgiehkt]

26. so it is

flaccid, then?

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. It's laying on a cold, Formica-covered table

WWtJD?

:shrug:

[idgiehkt]

32. lol

where's mary magdalene

or Peter ( :rofl: )

when you need them...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Okay, I thought it wasn't resting.

[Whoa_Nelly]

33. Look! Baby Jenis Goes Camping!

Sleep, Baby Jenis...Sleep....

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. It's a Tent Revival!

Praise the Jenis and all its blessings!

[NewWaveChick1981]

41. Hallelujah!

It's a miracle! :woohoo:

[NewWaveChick1981]

40. Awww....now Baby Jenis will stay warm and dry...

...oh... wait... :yoiks:

:rofl: :hi: That's priceless!!!!

[Mutley]

38. I applaud you, Oedi.

How could Anyone suggest you sell such a priceless artifact.

:D

[NewWaveChick1981]

42. I was just trying to make sure Oedi's divine coffee stain had

proper marketing. :patriot: Once word gets out that he has such a holy icon, the faithful will be beating his door down. And the casino owners will be calling him at all hours of the day and night trying to buy it.

[KG]

39. the Jenis obviously a grower, not a shower.

:eyes:

[NewWaveChick1981]

43. LOL!

:rofl: :hi:

[BlueStorm]

46. Behold the Jenis

The Miracle of the DU Lounge!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

47. Praise Jenis!

:hi: :rofl: