Where does my cat go at night?

[Deep13]

I let him out at night and don't see him again until morning. Where does he go?

[Deep13]

1. Meow, meow, need my fix, meow, meow.

[Deep13]

2. .

:kick:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. very clever and cute~

[Deep13]

4. thanks

:-)

[Deep13]

5. #8 should be 'plants' not 'planets'.

[Deep13]

6. Meow, meow, I love my human so much I even stick my ass in his face.

[LynneSin]

13. What the hell is with cats and ass-sniffing

It's like their universal sign of "Hello How you are Doing?" with sniffing each others butts. What grosses me out even more is they'll sniff each others butt right before I put down their food dish and they go to eat. So basically they have these faces that smell like cat butt and they are eating food. And with Evita and that long hair of hers, god knows what Abbott is getting all over his face!

[Deep13]

14. *snarf*

BWAHAHAHA
:rofl:

[LynneSin]

16. It's like wiping my ass with my face and then having lunch

Seriously - it just grosses me out. I break them up when the start doing it!

[Lady Freedom]

7. Get down, get down, get down!!

Singing a little song, making a little love, getting down tonight.

[Deep13]

8. By the way, item 1 could have been a seedy straight bar...

...but I wanted to use the name "The Scratching Post" and that somehow seemed like the name of a dive of a gay bar for kitties.

[xchrom]

9. i think #1 and #6 should be combined.

[Deep13]

10. Time to tear the sofa apart with my pointy toes!

I think it makes the furniture more homey, don't you? Purrrrrrr.

[zanne]

11. He belongs to a gang called "The Badwhiskers"

They ride around on little teeny motorcycles and wear little teeny leather jackets and hats. I believe their weekly meeting is on Monday night. This kitty gang is particularly troublesome because they like practical jokes, like pooping in somebody's yard, then pointing to the dog, or depositing kitty litter on someone's doorstep when they're really allergic to cats. Watch out for these guys. Check his little cuddle bed for any gang paraphernalia, like tiny little sunglasses. Keep us posted.

[Deep13]

17. Dammit, he's been running with the Hairballs.

[graywarrior]

12. He attends strategy meetings to learn how to fuck with your head.

[Deep13]

15. Figuring out how any species can be stupid enough to build nuclear weapons