I'm gona call my band "ZombyWoof's Womp Rat"

[Rabrrrrrr]

We'll be a Death Ambient band, featuring mostly bamboo flutes and industrial metal presses.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Can I play the triangle?

Or maybe the glockenspiel. Or the oboe.

Whatever, I'm in.

[Zomby Woof]

3. You're playing the cowbell!

Because Rabrrrrrr has a fever.

[GOPisEvil]

4. Yeah! Because musical sublety isn't my thing!

:D

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. It's a Death Ambient band - he'll play a dessicated Ewok skull

[Zomby Woof]

2. I think all of the band members

Should wear their hair earmuff style, like Princess Leia.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. Except for the women - they'll be dressed like Leia in the bikini

and the chains; except, there will be no bikinis.

Death Ambient recognizes no boundaries of taste or decency!

[Elidor]

9. I just realized

You're describing Throbbing Gristle

[Elidor]

7. Death Ambient! I likes it!

A genre whose time has come. The soloist smashes his flute to bits at the end of every performance.

[XemaSab]

8. The soloist smashes his flute

while thrashing the keyboard player mercilessly with the flute.

At the end of every performance. :D

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. But does it while sitting on a zen meditation cushion

with a look of serenity on his face. Which has been cut up by eel bites and is bleeding.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. I think it's about fucking time.

We also need Death New Age.

George Winston writing catchy little snippets that chill you to the bone with their hopeless nihilism and plaintive appeals to the abyss of non-existence as the only solution to the pain of living.