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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:36 AM
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Thought I should get a pic of this
before I clean it.

Coffee stain on my breakfast table.







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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:43 AM
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1. It looks just like Jesus'...
...no, I'd better not say it.
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reyd reid reed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:43 AM
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2. ...
I'm speechless. Yes, me.

Speechless.

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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:47 AM
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3. How many men are there in the world?
Almost all of you, you have one. Congratufuckulations!
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Whoa_Nelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:47 AM
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4. Don't clean it! Sell it on eBay!
Holy Porno Penis Table Stain! No Reserve!
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gkdmaths Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:51 AM
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5. Hey!
Edited on Sat Sep-30-06 01:52 AM by gkdmaths
The vatican will surely pay you something for that. It will fit nicely between the 'missing' parts of the Dead Sea Scrolls and the original Mother Theresa cinnabon.






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catzies Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 11:56 AM
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35. Now. I. Have. Seen. Everything.
n/t
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:53 AM
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6. ROFL!!!!
Actually, my one friend had a stain in her bathtub that looked liked Wilson from "Castaway." She put off washing that part of the tub forever, because of the Wilson stain.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 02:18 AM
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7. Shameless kick
Yes, I'm kicking my... uh...




And I have no shame.

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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 02:50 AM
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8. You SURE you didn't do that on purpose????
:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 02:53 AM
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9. Yup, I'm sure
I was making coffee during the seventh inning, and there... it... was.




And I thought, "The Lounge has gotta see this!" :bounce:

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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 02:56 AM
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11. Well, okay. I just wanted to check on whether it was a
self portrait. :hide:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 03:06 AM
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12. Oh, no
It's a pretty small table.











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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 03:07 AM
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14. ROFL!!!!
:rofl:

I loves ya, OR! You make my day!
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 02:55 AM
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10. How the HELL do you drink your coffee???



It's not a straw, dude!



I mean... uh...







IBTL!!!!!!!!!!!



:yoiks:



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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 03:07 AM
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13. What 'L'?
It's art, dammit!




You don't lock art!

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 06:25 AM
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15. My stain is larger than your stain!


:rofl:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 07:53 AM
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16. you could sell that table on ebay!
bill it as Jesus's penis


































(ok, for sure now, I'm going to hell)
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:02 AM
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17. If you like, we can call the news media and have them come
out and do a story on the Jesus Penis. (Would that be the Jenis?) :rofl: The faithful will line up at your door and ebay bidders will pay you millions for your holy image. :rofl: :hi:
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:16 AM
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21. The Jenis! Now *that* is funny!



:rofl:


Seriously though, this is clearly a sign from god and it would be sacrilege to sell it or otherwise try to profit from it. I think to be safe and ensure our place in Heaven we should turn OR's house into a shrine and charge admission allow the faithful to view the Jenis miracle after they provide a suitable free-will offering.

Of course we'll sell Jenis t-shirts, mugs, hats, flags, pens and bumperstickers at the souvenir booth, and have genuine authentic Jenis coffee and perhaps specially shaped Jenis sweetrolls at the concession stand.


Jenis! Jenis! Jenis!!!!


:woohoo:


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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:43 AM
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25. That's right---market the hell out of the Jenis! I just hope shrinkage
won't kill the phenomenon. :rofl: :hi:

Glad I could amuse you, DA... :P
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:49 AM
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27. You amuse me in the MOST dangerous way!




:7


:hi:



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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:52 AM
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28. That's what Naughty Girls are supposed to do...
Keep each other dangerously amused... :P
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BarenakedLady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:20 AM
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23. LoL.
Jenis! :rofl:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:44 AM
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26. That word popped into my head as I was reading the OP...
:rofl: Hey, if good ol' godless librul Bill Clinton can have the Clenis, then fundies can have the Jenis. :hi: :P

:rofl:
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lizziegrace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:04 AM
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18. Heh


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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:14 AM
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19. Someone might be telling you something
Is it time for naughtiness?

:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 11:50 AM
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33. God spilled coffee on Rex's counter in the shape of an erection?
:o
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 05:53 PM
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37. That's my theory
:shrug:

:D
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:15 AM
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20. A true miracle.
I'm weeping.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:18 AM
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22. Talk about a sign from God!
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 08:21 AM
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24. it is worthy
of worship. you should alert the press. flocks of 'believers' are just waiting for a sign. :)
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 10:00 AM
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29. A jelly fish!
WOW!
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 11:35 AM
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30. "coffee" stain
:eyes:
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 11:40 AM
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31. I say keep it....but the next time you have a coffee stain resembling
breasts, PM me......
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 11:41 AM
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32. It's Clinton's fault.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-01-06 09:21 AM
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39. Of course it is.
Everything since the dawn of time is his fault. :patriot: :rofl:
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LadyoftheRabbits Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 11:54 AM
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34. HA!
:rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:
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Placebo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 01:59 PM
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36. Mind if I lick it clean?
God I'm going straight to hell.
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Sep-30-06 07:07 PM
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38. Truly a miracle!!!
There is nothing so much more er... arousing...than a Jenis!!!


Ok, I know, lame...

Blue
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