Just forget about voting this year, gang, we're going to lose anyway

[LostinVA]

Between Diebold, GOP money, and the Torture Bill, wtf does it matter any way?

Hey! How was my Freeper Troll impression. Pretty good, huh?

[LSK]

1. can we throw in the towell?

:D

[LostinVA]

2. Damn! I forgot about the towell!

A newly-minted Freeper Troll classic!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. Has he traded his towell for a granite slab yet?

[LostinVA]

4. Oh yes...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Hmm...I should go check on the other total troll I encountered last night

The one that's not a homophobe until gay men sneak up behind him and fondle him in lieu of introducing themselves.

Because FReepers just constantly get randomly fondled by gays behind from behind. Oh wait, they do...at truck stops.

[LostinVA]

6. You HAVE to tell me what thread that one is

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. I should have gotten a screen-caption because it was funny as hell

Unfortunately, it is all history now. I'm assuming he's been tombstoned. I can't even find any other posts by him.

[LostinVA]

8. Grrrrrrr....

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. Yes, apparently he exuded so much sexy manliness that...

strangers, both women & men, would often fondle him from behind. While he did enjoy the fondling of the ladies while he was out running errands, he admittedly became a homophobe when the fags did it.

[LostinVA]

10. I have NEVER known a gay guy (or woman) to fondle strangers

That's why the whole "gay panic" thing is so bogus to me. And the argument about gays not being in the military.

[ThomCat]

11. It's all my fault.

I couldn't resist his manliness. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. I knew it.

Then, you beat down his homophobia with your crutches and had your way with his manliness right?

[ThomCat]

14. He liked my cane a lot more than my crutches.

:P

And yes, I had my way with his manliness. It was quite an evening. :D

[LostinVA]

17. Hehehehe

[LeftyMom]

13. /me fondles ThomCat

Whoops. Couldn't help it. :P

[ThomCat]

15. Whoo!

Someone just goosed me!
:)

[LostinVA]

16. I knew it -- you damned NYC queers on crutches

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. They'll fondle ANYTHING!

NYC queers, in general, are like that.

[LostinVA]

19. I have heard such -- and I thought Thom was a nice lad

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. He just pretends to be innocent and then that Priyanka...

[LostinVA]

22. I knew he really wasn't my purry boy -- alas

Instead, he's my pervy queer lad...

[ThomCat]

23. It's amazing there's anyone safe in NYC

with the two of us on the loose. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. I heard a straight man was fondled to death on Christopher Street today.

[ThomCat]

26. Damn, and I haven't been down there yet today.

I'm missing the fun!
:rofl:

[LostinVA]

34. Actually, the cops released this description of the perp:

"Disarmingly nice queer, crutches. A witness snapped the following digital photo:

[ThomCat]

36. LOL! I don't look good in Blue, do I?

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

42. No, and the outfit is REALLY gay

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

40. Thanks.

Now I'm scared. That has got to be the most disturbing picture I've seen today.

[LostinVA]

44. That's Tom Kitten -- you should know that, Missy!

[ThomCat]

21. I'm Very nice. But that doesn't mean I'm innocent.

:9

[LostinVA]

24. Hohoho -- good answer!

[bridgit]

27. well thank you Sister Mary Sunshine...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. Now you've started it...she's into the nun thing.

:hide:

[bridgit]

29. you do know how much sex 'women of the church' get routinely?

NUN! :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. I try not to think about it, because the nuns were all very old, mean and

bearing rulers at my Catholic school. They scare me to this day.

[bridgit]

31. oh honey, i was baptized in the sacto cathedral by the bishop himself...

we need us a little down-time with Sister Wendy...maybe http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/sisterwendy O8)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. At least you didn't bring out the scary nun with the eyepatch on EWTN.

[bridgit]

35. E-yeow...

:scared:

[LostinVA]

39. Sister Angelica isn't

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. Who's sister Angelica?

[LostinVA]

45. The scary nun on EWTN

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. Ah, okay. I always just called her the scary nun.

Once my friend was flipped through the channels while tripping and screamed when he saw her.

[LostinVA]

47. She's always asking for money -- it disturbs me

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

48. The Catholic Church is always asking for money.

I've been to the Vatican. They could sell off some of the stuff there (like the Greek & Roman statues with the fig leaves added for modesty) and ask for less money.

[LostinVA]

38. Sister Wendy is cool

[bridgit]

49. we're getting her series for our g-kid, Bailey, cause she's exceptional...

at art, Bailey that is :thumbsup: she's our rock star :headbang:

[LostinVA]

37. Only if they are young and hot

[petronius]

33. Pretty good, indeed - except the word is "loose" (nt)

[LostinVA]

41. OOPS! Sorry!