BBC: Beijing's Penis Emporium

[Mark E. Smith]

There are thousands of Chinese restaurants around in the UK
and everyone has their favourite dish, but only in China itself do
chefs specialise in a range of slightly more unusual delicacies.

The dish in front of me is grey and shiny.

"Russian dog," says my waitress Nancy.

"Big dog," I reply.

"Yes," she says. "Big dog's penis ..."

We are in a cosy restaurant in a dark street in Beijing but my
appetite seems to have gone for a stroll outside.

Nancy has brought out a whole selection of delicacies.

They are draped awkwardly across a huge platter, with a
crocodile carved out of a carrot as the centerpiece.

Nestling beside the dog's penis are its clammy testicles, and beside
that a giant salami-shaped object.

"Donkey," says nancy. "Good for the skin."

She guides me around the penis platter.

"Snake. Very potent. They have two penises each."

I did not know that.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/5371500.stm

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. Maybe this is relevant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXT8IR2DquY

[Deja Q]

3. BEST. PARODY. EVER!!!

:spray:

[Deja Q]

2. Well, that redefines 'oral pleasures'...

:wow:

I'll stick to tacos and cantaloupes.