WTF? Why is the dining room decorated for Thanksgiving?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

What the fuck are pilgrims doing in the dining room? Did I miss a month and a half? I mean, I've had blackouts, but I seem to remember today, Sept. 28th, quite clearly. Why is my family getting ready for Thanksgiving? I think we need a gay boy to help with the decorating stuff.

[LeftyMom]

1. Well, I hear Oeditpus is qualified now.

:D

[bridgit]

2. you should give thanks every day my child...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

3. The kitchen has a bunch of Jesus. So does my mom's Jeep.

Does this mean I'm supposed to pray in the kitchen & to the Jeep Liberty daily?

[bridgit]

4. sweet baby jeebus!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Yeehaw!

Actually, with my mother's driving...it's pretty accurate. It scares even me. I speed. She's training for Nascar, coupled with her overall shitty ability to handle a car.

[bridgit]

8. yikes, sounds like white knuckle time...

:scared:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. Has your family decided that Halloween is evil?

Because that may give you the an idea. :shrug:
Duckie

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. We have a lightup NFL Jets pumpkin on the porch.

We're Catholics. We damn people to hell, but we still like our Halloween.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

9. LOL...that is so true...

Also, to be fair, fall decor has a lot in come with thanksgiving stuff, the harvest and all? You could just fix it for them. :evilgrin:
Duckie

[Shine]

10. LOL!! Harvest time, Autumn...blah, blah, blah...

I have to admit, I've got a harvest wreath on our front door. I love this time of year...

:hi:

[Canadian Socialist]

11. Maybe there is a closet Canadian in your house?

It's our Thanksgiving on Oct. 9... Just sayin'

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Nope, we're all Jersey born & raised. nt

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Ummm... Haruka... tomorrow is Thanksgiving.

You do realize it's November 22, right?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. God damn it. I hate it when this happens.

Oh well, if tommorow is Thanksgiving, then at least I can bug Porno Jim, in person, about his slacking on the podcasts.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Ummm, Haruka, podcasts were made illegal in Patriot Act V

a couple years ago, on October 27, 2007.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Is porn still legal? Sweet Jesus, please say porn is still legal.

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Porn hasn't been legal -- or, I should say, non-governmental porn --

has been illegal since the third Bush dynasty under Jenna in 2021 when all porn was put under government control (that is, under Bush Family control, since they are America now). The lenalty for non-approved porn, even that prior to 2021, is still death, even after the Fifth Bush Dynasty Leniance Act of 2072.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. 2072?

Why aren't I dead or close to it? I seem to be stuck in the body of someone in their 20s. Don't get me wrong...it's not bad, but I'm just confused.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. When the hell did you lay down for that nap?

Or, at least, what is the last day you remember? You mentioned that you were succeptible to blackouts.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Sept. 28th, 2006. The date I'm reading on my computer.

Anyway, the blackouts are more like little snippets of parties lost. That's pretty rare even.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Wow - no, it's sept. 28, 2106.