End of Days approaches: Dustin "Screech" Diamond's 40-minute sex tape

[Human Torch]

Porn star's name may ring a 'Bell'



http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him. He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond. "Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

[martymar64]

1. My eyeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!!

Oh God, the humanity!!!!

[BlueIris]

2. Ew.

I am not a prude, I swear, but--egh. I was going to go get some food just now, but...the urge is gone.

[ComerPerro]

3. I can't be the only one who thinks this is unfair

Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

There is no God...

[hickman]

4. Danny Bonaduce really needs to start a school.

A school for former teen stars who are sinking. I'm not being sarcastic. Of all the fuc##d up losers I've seen, he is the only one with the smarts to someday get his head out of his butt. Dustin Diamond should be his first student.