I'm getting very jealous of the naughty girls!

[crim son]

Who are these girls, and what can I do to force them to stop being so deliberately naughty?

[reyd reid reed]

1. Don't fight us...

Join us.

:hi:

[crim son]

7. But am I qualified?

I'm just not sure... :D

[Haole Girl]

12. I think you're qualified....

...I seem to remember something about dancing and a pole...right?

[crim son]

17. errrr... yeah... Yeah. That was me! n/t

[Haole Girl]

27. I hereby declare you an official member, then!!!

:toast:


(like I have any authority!)

[crim son]

32. You got the beer,

you got the authority. :toast: to me, then. I'm officially IN!

[reyd reid reed]

13. Oh, you're qualified, all right.

You can spell 'naughty'.

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

23. You got what it takes!

believe me :)

[crim son]

34. You've got to say that,

because you're such a sweetheart. No mind: I'll ignore your sweetness and focus on your good taste. Thanks! :loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

I do have great taste FYI.. I just wonder what took you so long

to come over to the naughty girl darkside? :)

[crim son]

75. See response #74.

I think that's as honest as I can be as crim son.

[Guava Jelly]

83. Thank you for sharing that

And you can flirt with me anytime.
:evilgrin:
:)

[crim son]

85. Too alarming.

You're actually a nice guy!

[Guava Jelly]

87. I know ..It sucks being a nice guy :o)

All the assholes get the babes :)

[crim son]

100. You've got a babe!

I've got to find me an asshole! No doubt there will be plenty of candidates this weekend. At least the drinks are always free! :hi:

[Deja Q]

2. Dunno who they are, but there's an easy way to stop 'em...

Spank em! :7

:spank:

:puffpiece:

:bounce:
:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

9. You think a mere spanking would stop us?

Muahahahahahahaha...that adds fuel to the fire, sweetums.

:evilgrin:

Now...where'd I leave that whip?

[hotforteacher]

16. Hell, that would just get some of us started.

*brandishes the ballgag*

[crim son]

103. What on gawd's green earth is a ballgag?

Call me naive, I don't care.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

114. It's exactly what it sounds like.

According to posters at a site that shall not be named, I allegedly look like I've had one in my mouth more than once. For the record, I have never had a ballgag in my mouth.

[crim son]

119. Um, nor I.

'nough said.

[crim son]

19. Mine's lead-studded. But the pellets are covered in velvet. n/t

[Deja Q]

21. You had finished using the whip on that big horse...

(imitating Paul Lynde) you left it in my apartment! :spray:

[Dangerously Amused]

25. Here, you can borrow mine.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

28. Look at the size of those

go-go boots! :spray:

[Dangerously Amused]

43. Aren't they awesome boots?

I borrowed them from LaraMN.


:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

55. I get 'em next

:hi:

[crim son]

61. Oh STOP IT Dangerously!

That's just the kind of nonsense I'm talking about!

[crim son]

10. You first, my friend.

Meaning, I'm gonna whup your ass first. Then their pretty behinds.

[ZombieNixon]

3. You can't beat 'em.

You have to join 'em. :D

[crim son]

14. Is there some sort of initiation rite?

Or do I just have to put on a nametag?

[ZombieNixon]

20. Don't ask me.

I'm just the auxiliary support for one of them...:shrug:

[crim son]

22. I've noticed, my friend. n/t

[LadyoftheRabbits]

4. From a recent recruit...

I'd say join us! :hi: :D

[crim son]

24. I might. But I might also have to tuck you into bed at

10:00. I know it's not fair, but it'd make me feel better! :)

[LadyoftheRabbits]

30. ...

:rofl: I guess that's when I *should* be going to bed, but it's college... it's practically against policy. :P

[crim son]

67. Oh, college.

I can't be a hypocrite... there is no offical bedtime for you. And, have fun!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. We can't be stopped.

Don't even try. Just join us.

[crim son]

26. I can't compare with the likes of lovely eyes.

But I can surely make an effort. :)

[flvegan]

6. Infiltrate, initiate further naughtiness to prove your worth...

then, once the DU fellas (like me) are caught in the spell, then it's time for the Naughty Girl Lingerie Pillowfight Slamarama!!!!!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Where's the Naughty Girl Lingerie Pillowfight?

:bounce::bounce:

[flvegan]

33. Pfft...quid pro quo, my dear.

[crim son]

29. Flirting does not come naturally to me.

I only started this thread because I'm really, honestly, jealous!

[flvegan]

37. Jealous of what?

Certainly, you can hold your own against the likes of the DU Naughty Girls, right?

[crim son]

39. (ssshhhhh)

Yes. But I do want to be in their good graces...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. We're not competitive. Just naughty.

[crim son]

50. That's good to know.

I'm the competetive one, then. Can't help it; it's in the blood. Cure me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. ...

:spank:

[crim son]

71. Okay,

pain works (rubs head thoughtfully)...

[flvegan]

Just so you know, I am actually

the DU Naughty Girl Good Graces elf. I can make things happen for you, if you...you know, make them happen for me.

I'm so getting my ass kicked for this.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

70. I'm telling LeftyMom!

[flvegan]

104. Tell her sister too, while you're at it.

Seems like she's into the whole "bad boy" thing...

Tattletale.

[crim son]

Notice: no ass kicking.

These girls are so naughty that they demand your command.

[flvegan]

116. No. These girls, like 99.9999% of all women

don't need me for any "command" I might give. Shit, they command me. Ask Haruka...I'd do her bidding like she was Haruka Gotti and I owed her money.

Damn.

[crim son]

125. Me too. What is it about that woman?

As far as I know, I'm 80% straight.

[crim son]

106. self-delete... another double post. Am I trembling? LOL.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

109. ...

:spray:

Now I have margarita on my iBook! Damn you!

[crim son]

127. Which, of course, is my pleasure.

Damn me, I don't care.

[BarenakedLady]

8. Well you can tie me down...

hmmmmm perhaps that's not the way you want to go... :rofl:

Ok, technically I'm only a naughty girl wannabe. But I plan to learn from the masters. Why would you want to stop them anyway?

[crim son]

36. I'm a girl who goes whichever way the wind blows.

It's the eyes. The rest is just fun.

[miss_american_pie]

11. Oh just hush

I know all about your naughtiness. :hi:

[crim son]

38. You are my archenemy, J.

You and those boots! You almost made me want to do a posting of... my... er... earrings, but I knew enough not to try to grab the spotlight. :hug: Nice boots, by the way. My daughter and I went in on a pair together. They're not sexy, but they're really cute!

[miss_american_pie]

40. Thank you

My mother encouraged me to get those. She's been training me in naughtiness for years. :D :hug:

[crim son]

42. I need to meet your mother.

Mine would have you wearing a shroud, had she the power.

[miss_american_pie]

Ah, mine's a goddess

I'm very lucky.

[crim son]

48. Me too, as long as I'm a good, polite,

well read, musical, self-fulfilled housewife. Otherwise, I'm very scary and must be avoided. I shouldn't be mean. She can't handle me... has never been able. A fine lady, however. I take after her... she just doesn't want to acknowledge it.

[miss_american_pie]

51. ...

:hug:

[crim son]

57. de nada.

I'm over it. :hug: Well-wishes to you.

[TOhioLiberal]

15. Embrace your inner naughty girl...

...and then start yer engines! :evilgrin:

[crim son]

41. I have no problem IRL.

Here, I'm just shy (bats eyelashes).

[TOhioLiberal]

56. you don't seem shy...

...when I've seen you in threads. Shy? Yeah right.

[crim son]

74. To be honest,

(yes, this is honesty) I have been raised to be "serious". I rebelled years ago, but I suppose the impulse is still strong. This issue might be overcome if, say, everybody takes my flirting as a very grave matter. Otherwise, I'm doomed to failure.

[graywarrior]

31. I want names.

[crim son]

45. I'm referring to all you lovely ones,

male and female, who flirt and captivate and tantalize. And yes, you're included, despite your strange infatuation with a Bangor surgeon!

[graywarrior]

68. A Bangor surgeon?

Who who who?

[crim son]

84. Your thread on being conflicted?

Pic #2. Remember I said I know a guy who looks just like him? He's a surgeon. Plays electric guitar and sings. I'll take candidate #1, though, based purely on his character in "Lost."

[graywarrior]

96. Oh, yes...now I remember.

Hey, all I need is for LOST to start next Wed and I'm back to Sawyer. I'm fickle like that.

[crim son]

108. Which, of course, is one of your naughtier qualities. n/t

[graywarrior]

112. Back atcha, you little spanking material, you.

[wildhorses]

35. that is like trying to force toothpaste back in the tube

it just AIN'T easy...

[crim son]

46. ???

Please expand on that idea. I'm fascinated.

[wildhorses]

80. trying to force the naughty girls to quit being naughty

it is about as easy as trying to get toothpaste back in tube...in other words...nigh on IMPOSSIBLE:P

[crim son]

86. See? I'd already forgotten my original post.

Now I just know I'm not good enough to be one of you :cry:

[wildhorses]

93. not good enough???

darlin' the question is: are you naughty enough? :hug:

and I am getting the feeling that it comes naturally to the likes of you:evilgrin:


keep up the "good" work:thumbsup:

[crim son]

113. Aw, shucks.

I believe you might be right :D

[bridgit]

44. and just what makes them so "naughty", i see no thong underwear...

hanging from the cyber-ceiling fan :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

49. My coworker once got a bra stuck on the ceiling fan at work.

Definitely one of the funniest things to ever happen at that place.

[bridgit]

52. ya'SEE, exactly my point...

:spray: :rofl:

[crim son]

53. That's because

they're hanging from a tree branch outside...

[bridgit]

59. are they only able to become naughty in the leafy part of the tree...

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

64. I haven't hung from a tree branch in a whole month!

It was only during a game of flashlight tag though.

[crim son]

89. Why am I not surprised?

Come by our place on Halloween. There is a lot of strange tree-behavior here on that particular night. Don't ask :evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

94. I was playing flashlight tag.

Strange tree-behavior? I have to ask.

Last Halloween, I had some issues with trees. Mostly because I ate too many mushrooms and the trees were scary with the toilet paper hanging from them.

[crim son]

You see, we have much in common.

Really, the trees. Strange how nature and chemicals mix, no? As for the holiday, extra fun because I live ten steps from Stephen King. Nobody does trees like we do trees.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

121. I'm not really a fan of most of his writing, but that's pretty cool.

Yes, it can be quite strange how nature & chemicals mix.

[crim son]

130. It has nothing to do with his writing although I believe he

can write and chooses not to do so. But Halloween! We have, literally, hundreds of people visit us. It's the only thing I'll miss living on this street. I am at the moment headed for somewhat yellower pastures, and penury. It's worth it though, not to be owned by a husband.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

132. Yeah, it sounds like it's a sacrifice that will be worth it.

I'm sure everything will work out for the best.

:hug:

[Sugar Smack]

60. *pthllthbt!!!*

:spray: :patriot:

[bridgit]

63. YOU!

home safe & sound :shrug: :hug: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

76. YAZ!

*YASS!* With my cat & her editorials, YES!!! :loveya: :rofl: :loveya: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: O, thank GOD!!

[bridgit]

79. heh-heh, you so ka-rayzzie...

:loveya: better to be home is what i always say Mine Czarina Dearest :bounce: :spank: O8) :loveya: :hippie: :toast:

[Sugar Smack]

92. BWAH! Shitchyea, hoo- boy-howdy.

:D ALL that, spankie, hippie, loveya, angel, devil, woo-hoo, etcetera! :loveya:

[bridgit]

95. only if you say so, hope you had fun in my little corner of the world...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

69. Sugar Smack!

Mwah!

[Sugar Smack]

78. MWAAAAAAAH!

Jeebus! :bounce: And you should have a pic thread all to yourself, is what I've decided. :bounce: :toast: Cassanava!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

82. Thank you.

:blush:

And you've never even seen the best pictures.

[Sugar Smack]

98. Cassanuva, Cassaniva.

Don't need to. But if you want to show them to me so BE it! *LOVE* to see them!

:loveya: :donut:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

107. Well...

check your pm.

;)

[Aristus]

58. The Naughty Girls are amateurs!

They should have been here during the heady days of the DU Grotto!



I won't go into details. It'll get the thread locked. B-)

[NewWaveChick1981]

62. All girls are naughty. Some are just naughtier than others.

:P :evilgrin: :hi:

[flvegan]

65. Without pics, this post is worthless.

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[bridgit]

66. pft, now you've done it...

:rofl:

[speedoo]

73. It certainly is!!!

I'm getting ready to put all these so-called NaughtyGirls ON NOTICE!!!!


:wtf:

[flvegan]

77. Do it. America's fate depends upon it.

[crim son]

91. Go ahead,

but you must include me. I've the go-ahead from KC2!

[NewWaveChick1981]

81. I do declare...

:evilgrin: You've seen it before, but I'll put it here again...



Oops! I'm being naughty again.... :P

[crim son]

88. Darn you, NWC!

That's just what we want to avoid. That and your ass pics! I can't cope any more!!!

[NewWaveChick1981]

90. Sorry, crim son...

:hug: No more ass pics. At least for tonight. I promise. :)

[crim son]

97. You must know,

I admire your boldness! As long as you're not so bold as this: Last Saturday I was at a bar... sort of a cowboyish place, full of baseball caps and folks wandering in from the local casino. Anyhow, I met this woman. We talked, talked about divorce and our mutual distrust of men, etc. She told me that she never plans to remarry, but that she has "needs" which sometimes need fulfilling. I gave her validation and went on my way. A couple of hours later she returned to my side to tell me that she'd "just done the drummer between sets." Now, I'm no prude, but this drummer couldn't even play the drums! Nevertheless she got hearty praise from me for her -quote- "independence."

You and your dear ass pics... just another adorable side of you.
edited for fast, mindless typing

[idgiehkt]

101. it did my heart good to read that , crim son.

thanks, that made my night, lol.

[crim son]

123. I have stuff like that every weekend.

Everybody likes to tell me their life story, everybody befriends me. And the result is that I get to hear it all. You know, I really like people. They're so damned strange.

[bridgit]

105. good one...

i like that story :)

[crim son]

122. Everyone talks to me. I have no idea why,

but I like it!

[bridgit]

129. oh lord, we should go out sometime, i'd wind you & hubby up and sit...

back...people, any ole people, are forever just walking up to him and pouring their hearts out, asking for advise, directions, "why did my car stop working?" "check your points", whatever, it's amazing; when we first threw in together i finally had to ask him what was going on and he just said matter-of-factly that it's always been like that for him since he was a kid...you two seem cut from the same cloth in that regard :hi:

[crim son]

131. It seems possible!

Amazingly, I really was horribly shy when young. At some point I realized we all have the same issues, and from then on everything changed. I hope it doesn't drive you nuts, with your hubby!

[bridgit]

133. nope, he's on a noble cusp that i end up benefiting from as well...

he refers to it as a 'systemic thread' that runs through everything...what you just mentioned struck a cord with me too, we are all part of the same fabric cept i'm still shy :blush:

[crim son]

134. You are perhaps not yet forty?

Maybe you will change. It opens a whole, new world.

[bridgit]

136. depends upon the subject really, if i have something to stand on...

i will wrap myself in the flag & show my lion-heart that much is true :patriot: but i am an observer, a visual learner, and i suppose that could be construed as shy to others :shrug:

[crim son]

138. That sounds like a strength.

Watch and learn, no? It sometimes leads to better comprehension than anything else.

[bridgit]

140. i am a theatrical lighting technician, and have been told by many...

a director that i can pick up a complex lighting board just by looking at it quicker than others in my field so you may have a point yes :)

[NewWaveChick1981]

110. Love that story...

:hi: I guess she wasn't too concerned about the drums... :rofl:

Thanks, sweetie. :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

99. I can't let her get all the attention.

[NewWaveChick1981]

111. Excellent, haruka!

:hi: :bounce: :woohoo:

[crim son]

115. Stop it!

You already know I think you're the kind of girl that makes a girl rethink men! And the tatooo...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

118. Oh I've made a few girls rethink men...

Thank you for the compliment on the tattoo. I've got six more.

[crim son]

128. I know it.

You are a model of naughtiness...I can only aspire. And I haven't given up on the tattoo thing. I want to find my colorful man in the bar again, to tell me where he went. I won't go anywhere else.

[bridgit]

120. i like it when she posts pictures of her brother, i think he's cute...

:rofl: just kidding Haruka-Honey :hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

126. Especially since my stepbrother is a chubby 13-year-old fag.

:rofl:

[Writer]

72. I don't know. I'm just a naughty girl by proxy...

I toy with the naughty concept, but hey - there is one person who lets me be as naughty as I want to be, and he's not on DU. ;)

[Ellen Forradalom]

102. WHY do you want us to stop??

[Malikshah]

117. a la a cheezy Meatloaf song.... Good Girls go to Heaven, Bad Girls

go everywhere!!!!



:headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: :headbang:

[Guava Jelly]

124. goodnight naughty girls

it's my bedtime

If anyone wants to join me. :evilgrin:
well anyways Peace to all!
:)

[crim son]

135. Yawn. Goodnight everybody.

I can't keep my eyes open. Sleep well and have your naughty dreams... I won't interfere.

[bridgit]

137. night...

:hi: me too :boring:

[crim son]

139. sleep tight...

[SeattleGirl]

141. I'm a Naughty Girl, and you can't stop me!

:evilgrin: