who would win in a fight?

[datasuspect]

Guido




Chad

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. This is how it would likely play out...

Guido would start the fight. Chad would finish the fight. Guido gets upset that he lost and calls the cops.

I have witnessed this scenario take place a couple of times at Guido-filled NJ nightclubs.

[bigwillq]

2. That hair on guido

is just plain nasty.

I'll go with Chad.

[datasuspect]

5. i couldn't find any caricature photos

of chads in striped untucked dress shirts, but they are both equally lame.

[bigwillq]

10. Do you know these people?

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

11. nope

just random web detritus.

[bigwillq]

Do some more!

This is fun!

I picked Chad because usually guido(s) talk all kinds of shit but that's all they do--TALK.

Plus Chad seems athletic and should be able to take out guido.

[trof]

3. Guido. He fights dirty.

You can just tell.
He blindsides Chad with a pool cue.
But Chad gets the girl.
The End.
;-)

[flvegan]

4. Depends which one doesn't fight without

either a weapon or 10 of his thug friends waiting to un-level the playing field.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. Chad's got a glass jaw.

He'd go down like a ton of bricks.

[datasuspect]

7. chad had a sheltered life in the suburbs

guido cut his teeth on gangster movies (and thinks that shit is real), ambiguous mob connections, is the spiritual descendant of tony manero, and probably has his sinuses stuffed with cocaine.

but chad probably has meth.

hard to tell, i think it depends on who has his posse with him at the time.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

9. Chad thinks he's tough.

He thinks he's a big strong American jock that can cream the bejeesus out of metrosexual pansies like that guy Guido. Guido, however, despite being a pretty easy-going guy, can deliver.

[Kutjara]

8. If Guido can get the leading edge...

...of his hair under Chad's chin, he'll slit his throat from ear to ear before Chad can even say, "You some kinda faggit or something?"

[Pharaoh]

12. Who gives a flying fuck?

sorry, but I guess I just don't get it...........

[datasuspect]

13. i guess not

but thanks for giving a flying fuck to post.

sounds like someone has a case of the mondays!!!!

[Pharaoh]

14. your right!

I have nothing better to do than be amazed at the stupidity of some people.........

That in itself also makes me one of those stupid people....:spank:

[datasuspect]

15. before you call people "stupid"

you may want to get your/you're down little camper, re: your post title: "your right!"

you do realize this is lounge?

[Pharaoh]

16. I never come to the lounge

I guess your all just a bit more insane down here.

[datasuspect]

17. maybe you ought to read a bit more here

and get the feel of the place.

instead of calling me stupid. come to think of it, you really don't even know me, so you are basically talking out of your ass.

[Blue-Jay]

19. Ya big stupid-head!

:D

[datasuspect]

20. dingus!

[ohiosmith]

18. Who gives a flying fuck? Well, Guido and Chad to name two.

Not to mention the 4 or 5 posters on this thread.