Johnny Depp Sex Tape????

[RetroLounge]

"He may have played an agoraphobic nymphomaniac undercover cop in the sitcom "21 Hump Street." But former TV throb Johnny Depp can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.

Everyone who remembers Depp as a lovable pirate with a penchant for angora sweaters is in for a shock once they see a 240-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with Carole Burnett and Haley Joel Osment, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as "Eating Gilbert's Grape."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Kerfaffle, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Depp."

More info at this link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/21_Jump_Street

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[RebelOne]

1. Are you sure this isn't something from The Onion?

[supernova]

2. Ha Ha. Very funny.

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