I bet Bush was a paste eater as a child.

[texas1928]

I bet they have to hide it now in the white house.

[mwdem]

1. Ewwww! I remember those guys..

...just ewwww.

[invitro-man]

2. well he is a crack addict, according to some.

could be related?

[mwdem]

3. I don't know about that...

but welcome to DU!:hi:

on edit, he really was doing coke for some time.

[invitro-man]

14. thanks, I appreciate the welcome

Regular cocaine... rings more closely with what I've heard.

But as I meant to say, seems like it's only a rumor. Doesn't seem like much to graduate from powder to freebase.

[texas1928]

5. And I bet his mom had to put her foot down on people giving him...

Crayons. She probably got tired of the FIESTA!!! in his diapers.

[mwdem]

7. You know, I can so see that happening to him!

....diaper fiestas, gotta love it.

[texanwitch]

4. Every class had one.

That was some disgusting smelling school paste.

[texas1928]

6. Well he grew up in Midland...

I bet the gas fumes did a number on him.

[texanwitch]

9. Don't forget the dust.

I had a job in Midland for a year, the dust was everywhere.

[invitro-man]

15. I inhaled gas fumes. :p nottin' like the smell of fresh VOCs.

It clears out the breathing tubes.

Did I mention I was considered gifted for a time? :p

[Mz Pip]

8. I liked paste!

Though I outgrew the fascination for it. Must have been some trace mineral in there that I needed. :shrug:

It's not the paste eating that lead to his brain damage. I think he got into heavier stuff.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[leftofthedial]

10. boogers too

[FoxOnTheRun]

11. I think Poppy had betterr stuff from South America

[Spirochete]

12. I took a survey

back in high school, asking students if they had ever eaten their paste in first grade. About 80% of them (myself included) had sampled their paste at least one time. I was sort of surprised to find this out. So, if eating the paste is such a normal thing, Chimp probably didn't do it - he ate the Elmer's glue instead.

[texas1928]

13. Well all of them sample it...

But there is always one that goes through a bottle a day.

[ChickMagic]

16. An argument with my dad about Bush and paste

I asked him, "How do you know that Cheney's not running things
while Bush is sitting around eating paste?"

He yelled at me. He still yells at me and calls me a traitor.

[MorningGlow]

19. Seems like a reasonable question to me. n/t

[ChickMagic]

20. I thought so too

Yesterday, I asked him to put our political differences
aside so we could discuss the revolt of the generals.
He calls them rogues, and that no active duty generals
are saying those things. I pointed out that they can't.
I got yelled at and once again called me a traitor.

I asked him if he fought during WWII so that we could
discuss what kind of torture we will allow. He hung
up on me.

Ah, family.

[texas1928]

27. LOL

I am glad my parents are Democrats. So I do not have to have those arguments.

[johnnie]

17. I think he was more of a lead paint eater

[texas1928]

24. He probably was.

But I bet his parents went through tons of paste.

[reyd reid reed]

18. Now why do you wanna go and give paste-eaters a bad name

by suggesting he might be one?

Boogers, more like. I can just see him sitting off in a corner, digging for gold and then examining it and....and...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

:scared:

[texas1928]

25. Well it prepared him for his oil ventures.

I got used to drilling for boogers.

[bif]

21. Or lead paint!

[DrDan]

22. I bet he still is . . .

[Arugula Latte]

23. Actually, he has changed with the times.

He's into glue sticks now. :9

[texas1928]

26. Like I said they probably have to hide it in the White House.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

28. Frog goo