Stuff you really don't want to think while looking in the fridge

[Oeditpus Rex]

"Why is that Tupperware™ thing moving toward me and hissing?"

:scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. What's that green furry thing doing in there?

:puke:

[mwdem]

2. Isn't red meat supposed to be red?

:shrug:

[LeftyMom]

3. Oh shit, Dad found a sale on liverwurst again.

The house will never smell the same. :puke:

[MrCoffee]

4. "When is the last time I bought milk?"

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. "It's been two weeks, and Oeditpus' head still won't shut the fuck up"

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. You apparently have me confused with Virginia Leith

Or...

[reyd reid reed]

6. RUN!!!!!

Run for your life!!!

:scared:

[Rosco T.]

8. Weird Al ... Living in the Fridge...

(with apologies to Aerosmith)

There's something weird in the fridge today.
I don't know what it is.

Food I can't recognize

My roommate won't throw a thing away.
I guess it's probably his.

It looks like it's alive
And living in the fridge
And living in the fridge
And living in the fridge
And living in the fridge

There's something gross in the fridge today.
It's green and growing hair.

It's been there since July

If you can name the object in that baggie over there
Than mister you're a better man than I

It's living in the fridge
(You can't stop the mold from growing)
Living in the fridge
(Can't tell what it is at all)
Living in the fridge
(You can't stop the mould from growing)
Living in the fridge


Tell me do you think it should be carbon dated?
Fumigated or cremated and buried at sea
You try to save a little bit of your home-cooking....
Couple weeks later got a scary-looking specimen
It always happens my friend
Again and again and again and again and...

Well, something stinks in the fridge today,
and it's been rotting there all week!
It could be liver-cake, or woolly-mammoth-steak,
or maybe I should take another peek!


It's living in the fridge
It's living in the fridge
It's living in the fridge
It's living in the fridge, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

[unsavedtrash]

9. "My God, what is that smell?"

[Mojambo]

10. I could probably stuff my mother in law in here. n/t

[Arkham House]

11. Have I got *anything* in here other than spam...

...spam, spam, spam, wonderful spam, wonderful spam...