This is the thread of Engrish-only.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Before posting this, I moved that with http://pigeond.net/cgi-bin/e2e.cgi through the translator. When you think that we would like to answer to this thread, before posting, transfer your English text through that. That is the pleasure!

[deucemagnet]

1. I am strong with kudzu. That is the place where it goes! n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. Actually Ohio state? Then how, concerning this?

Donald Rumsfeld that everyday has given report to the president. He completes by speech: "Yesterday, the Brazilian 3 soldier killed."

"The Ohio state no! "The president shouts. "It is terrible!"

That staff sits down when the president sits down, having fainted with the head of this indication and the hand of the feeling which is seen simultaneously in nervousness.

Finally, as for president as for brazillion? "What you inspect, ask whether is."

[billyskank]

10. I think my translation is even bigger bullshit

:D I didn't have the official version, so I had to paraphrase it first.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. Referred to my here something Hmm....

I possess tommorow of interview of employment for the bartending gig with Hoboken. Desire the luck to me.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. I desire the work land really.

Affirmation think, cross your finger!

[mongo]

23. If to be best luck of your bartending gig....

I need, the ear which it should crunch I stomach develops to your stick?

[BarenakedLady]

4. As for me

many times you think of that perhaps someone the bit is the hand. But with one side, for the second time as for me it does that!

[PVnRT]

5. This is recreation of the work whose all times are best.

n/t

[billyskank]

7. Donald Rumsfeld that everyday has given report to the president.

He completes by speech, "as for the Brazilian yesterday 2 soldier killing."

"The Ohio state no! It is terrible," but! It is thing president who is, and the head of heavy decline and that hand.

That staff with at first glance, being surprised abrupt explosion of empathy.

"So," the president says finally, as for brazillion? "In any case is or, what"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. ...

To write Engrish, it is easy doing. Exactly, use the online translator, go, and some time force.

[KFC]

9. My balls seems to be jumpy, today.

Happy thought that they are one of a pair.

[BarenakedLady]

12. LoL.

:rofl:

[ComerPerro]

11. This is not the small race discrimination principle person to you,

is there an arm?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

13. I do not know, but one thing it is secure:

This thread has formed 90% at times many meaning of the thread of GD.

[mainegreen]

14. As for me you think of that therefore it is I.

Therefore or perhaps as for me there is techno I.

:wtf:

[billyskank]

15. As for us because it is self-explanatory these truths

it is that all person, were drawn up the same 輩, they the life of of happiness among these, are freedom and pursuit, that it is contributed by the originator of a certain transfer impossible right you keep. --, these rights of that, to guarantee government in order is provided with the human when with any form of the government which these edges become harmful it changes that with anytime, or abolish it is right of the people who and the basis it is built in that kind of principle and in regard to those, power of that kind of form, it is organized to provide new government it seems their safety and brings happiness perhaps that in order it is controlled obtaining their fair powers from acceptance. Prudence, it decides that, the government which completely, is long established should not change because of the light/write and transient cause,; And with the abolition of the form which has been accustomed as for badness it is sufferable with right itself but, in consequence of that as for shewn everything of hath of experience, that mankind by in order to suffer to a feeling. But as for the train whose abuse and usurpations are long in order without fail to decrease those under Despotism which pursues the same purpose by all means when showing the design clearly, the right separated, to throw from that kind of government to offer the new guard to their future guarantees, the obligation which that is, is. - Any that kind of things are the tacit permission where these colonies are directly patient; And now as for any that kind of things it is necessary in order to change the government system before, to force those. England < the history of present king of George III > injury and usurpations which were repeated, is all histories which have the establishment of absolute autocracy on these states directly with purpose. In order to prove this, fact tries to be put out the embankment in the soldier/finishing direct world.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. Independence declaration at time of ampere. It is sweet! - Nt

[deucemagnet]

17. As for me you think of that perhaps the Bush forms many meanings...

...of Engrish. You will look at circumstances.

"That killing the false people, rejoicing, is power of the enemy. But will and the elasticity which it is difficult to believe due to the Iraqi people and it does. I exactly like the comma, when final history is written in Iraq, the people who are visible, like the fact that you say to that."

Perfect.

[Cathyclysmic]

18. I was just made by the Presbyterian Church.

[fudge stripe cookays]

19. "As for the beef it is somewhere?" n/t

:D

[sakabatou]

20. LMAO

"Everything calls the flight sphagetti monster of that Noodliess!"

[Guy Fawkes]

21. "God and for all love which is holy, my anus bleeds!"

[WritingIsMyReligion]

22. BWAH!

:rofl:

"I tried the fact that tonight it repels the piano. I failed really, but that was the quiet pleasure."

[qnr]

24. "I tried the fact that the quotation of certain dubya is put in place,

but it ended with respect to the thing which forms many meanings of Engrish."
"I tried to put some dubya quotes in, but they ended up making more sense in Engrish. "

[Oeditpus Rex]

25. I like the pie

[Norrin Radd]

26. I enjoy the fact that the treat of Yan Yan and many other Japanese is

eaten.

[Kutjara]

27. The Gettysburg Address, as it should have been

"Before the thing 87 year which is the same where human everyone was drawn up this continent, it has with new nation, it is free and our fathers who are imagined, and are lifted up to proposition. Now as for us, the nation or nation therefore how it tests you engage in the large civil war where it is imagined, so being lifted up, it is possible to withstand long. We meet at the battlefield where the war is large. As for us lifting up the part of the field, as a final rest place for those which give their lives perhaps here that the nation which lives it came. We to should do this, it is appropriate and appropriate altogether. But, in a larger feeling, as for us -- -- where this land cannot be converted holy as for us -- where consecrate it is not possible it is not possible to lift up us. The brave person who fought here, life and it died it adds or, or that with respect to the power where we who fall are bad, directly consecrated. As for worldwide will we say a little note, long here, but you remember that never it cannot forget the thing here. It is because it is lifted up here in the incomplete work where that for us life, on the other hand, fought here and advanced so far so nobly. As for that for us who should you lift up to the splendid work where from the deceased which can give these reputations here us it remained before us whom it keeps accompanying in the self-sacrifice which is raised in the cause of that those giving the last eye full self-sacrifice these deceased in this nation, under God, from the earth which is the origin whose freedom is new, but with the government of the people for the people, do not die with the people, and, -- being wasteful on the other hand -- where is we solve the fact that it does not die very here."