I want 25,000 posts dammit!

[RevolutionaryActs]

x(

I only have 600 something posts to go.



Won't you all come and play with me, and help me reach 25K? Puhlease? :7

[bigwillq]

1. How do you disable a firewall?

I can't get access to this website I want to go to because it says it doesn't accept my firewall and that I need to turn it off but I have no fucking clue how to do that.

Can you help me?

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. But what if it's a bad, bad website?

That will eat your hardrive or something?


For my firewall, you just click on the program and theres a button to turn it off. :shrug:

[bigwillq]

4. Well it is a bad website...

:evilgrin:

But I've been to similiar ones in the past and I really want to check this one out.

I don't think it'll crash my hard drive or anything.

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. ooooh!

will, I am shocked.. shocked you would visit a naughty site! :o


Bad, bad will. :spank: <------- I'm not helping matters am I? :evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

7. I visit them all the time!

:evilgrin:


Sorry if I have ruined my image!


:P :) :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

9. Ruined forever, and ever.

:silly: :rofl:



I'll just spank you some more and see if that helps any. :rofl:



:spank:

[bigwillq]

11. No please stop spanking me.

I am getting too jealous. I want the real thing! :evilgrin: (it doesn't even have to be from you. just someone. anyone!)

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. Oh fine, ruin my fun.

:silly:

[WhollyHeretic]

3. You need a good flame war to get the posts flying

Maybe a thread about vegetarian, pro-spanking, hummer-driving DLCers who like to watch pornography starring the pope.

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. Or how 'bout not.

:7



Maybe I should post a thread, "I'll make out with the first 10 people who reply to this" and see what happens? Nothing like a pseudo sex thread to get things going. :rofl:

[Jamastiene]

8. I hurt my left hand and I'm left handed.

You know I have an itch. My right hand is getting rather tired at this point. :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. Aww, poor thing. Let me apply some ointment for you...

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

14. Aah, thank you. That's much much better.

Now, my ass is numb from something besides just parking it in front of the computer. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

22. But it stopped itching, didn't it?

:P

[Mutley]

13. I'm still workin' on making it to 20,000.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

16. Dude, back in the day I was biggest post ho you'd ever seen.

Of course it helped that I had no life. :7

[Mutley]

18. Damn, and you haven't even been here much longer'n I have.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. What'd I tell ya?

I think I got out of the 700 club in one night. :7

[Mutley]

23. It took me Forever to get my first thousand

then I've been flyin' through 'em ever since. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. I just took off running.

I've been posting more lately, there was a point a couple months ago when I rarely even logged onto DU. It was a sad, sad time. :cry:

[datasuspect]

15. then go after it!!!!!

yee hah!

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. I'm goin', I'm goin'!

:P




And where I'm goin' I can't type. :crazy:

[Floogeldy]

19. You can have anything you want!

;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Can I have a pony?

I've always wanted a pony. :silly:

[speedoo]

20. Dayum, girl! You are more than 20,000 ahead of me.

In less time.

Thanks for destroying what's left of my ego.:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. me = post ho.

What can I do? I'm just how FSM made me. :cry:

[speedoo]

30. FSM=

Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Yup, yup.

:bounce:

[Fox Mulder]

26. I'm only 21,343 posts away from 25,000 posts.

Ask me anything.

:silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Is the truth out there?

:shrug:

[Fox Mulder]

29. Of course.

:)