While going through an old junk box, I just found a coke spoon.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

The odd thing is, I've never done coke- never to my knowledge even laid eyes on the real thing. I have no memory of this little item. Perhaps it's something I picked up during my drinking days, some twenty five years ago. Wonder how it stuck around so long without my noticing it! :shrug:

Aren't they illegal now? Guess I should destroy it.

[SeattleGirl]

1. Send it back to Dubya -- he's been looking for it.

:rofl:

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

2. If it were his it would be well used.

This one is in new condition.

Perhaps he'd like to buy it off me? :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

5. Bet he would!

Have him make you an offer. :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Nah, a coke bullet is better to use...

Unless you're holding it like the guy in that picture, they're discreet enough to use at a bar or a UN summit.

[SammyWinstonJack]

7. !

:spray:

[spacelady]

3. I once put out a "box o' junk" on a yard sale that had a wooden fish-shape

pipe in it, one couple started rootin' thru it & they pondered & discussed its function for 10 minutes. I still have it, tho.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. They're not illegal to own.

They're just illegal to snort coke with.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

9. Oh, I remember now- I was thinking of something else

Remember the story of the old Micky D coffee stirring sticks? They had a small scoop on the end (for the creamer), and they ended up becoming the head's standard for a coke hit. They were forced to redesign the stick, which is why they now have a flat end on them.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. I never heard that before...

However, now I have ideas for a slurpee straw. They have a spoon on the end.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I didn't realize I was so naive...

What is a coke spoon and how is it used?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

10. Cocaine spoon

You stick it up your nose and breathe in. :shrug:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. Wouldn't a straw be more practical?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

13. If you wanna overdose and blow the top of your head off, sure!

Another old standard way to do it is to tightly roll a dollar bill (high rollers would use a hundred)- this is a reason so high a percentage of paper money in circulation has coke on it (seriously). :rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. There's even a way to roll the bill into a tight straw that won't unroll.

It's a little tricky, but a decent party trick.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Cutting out a line and using a straw or bill is preferable really but...

if you're in a public bathroom, it's easier to scoop out a bump and snort it off a spoon.

[amitten]

16. I'm gonna start calling you "Little Miss Cokety-Coke".

Because I want to, Little Miss Cokety-Coke.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. I'm not Little Miss Cokety-Coke anymore.

I was on and off for a few years though.

[amitten]

18. But...

...the name...


















:cry:

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. Ah, coke - I played a most amazing game of foosball on coke.

It was like I could see into the future. We had four of us playing, two to a team, and we are all coked up - fucking amazing game.

Only time I ever did it. Other than the seeing into the future part of foosball, I found coke to be very boring and a waste of money; but yet, even with only doing it just the once, and not even particularly enjoying it, there was something there that spoke to me of the ease of an addiction.

[pitohui]

20. how can coke spoons be illegal?

a lot of people collect them, i don't think some of these folks who collect "miniature" spoons even know what they are

you can get a coke spoon for every one of the 50 states or at least you used to be able to, i think they look pretty tacky tho, but some people put them in shadow boxes

ok, teasing just a little :-)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. They're not illegal. nt