Paris Hilton: I'm not that smart

[Canuckistanian]

By BECI WOOD
September 22, 2006

IN probably the least shocking celebrity statement of the decade, Paris Hilton has admitted that she’s "not like that smart".

The confession was made when the star helped police officers with an investigation into a burglary at the house of Hollywood porn baron Joe Francis.

When cops asked her what she knew, the socialite said: "I'm not that smart... I don’t remember... I forget stuff all the time."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2004580002-2006440187,00.html

[YellowRubberDuckie]

1. Ya think?

That girl is a waste of oxygen. :eyes:
Duckie

[Canuckistanian]

3. And good drugs

And fer Gawd's sake, will someone feed her?

[FoxOnTheRun]

2. She forgets to put her panties on but she doesn't forget how to give

[Catshrink]

4. She's a role model for two of my students

they do their best to look like her and play the dumb blond. It gets annoying.

[rug]

5. This belongs in LBN.

[Canuckistanian]

8. LOL

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Loser Bimbo News?

[sarge43]

6. Self awareness is is a good thing. n/t

[Elidor]

7. It's important to recognize your limitations

Too bad she has so many more to discover.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. With her money, I guess she doesn't have to be.

:shrug: And anyone with that much money who gets arrested for a DUI, clearly isn't smart. Where was her chauffeur?