Post here and get your oblique strategy.

[deucemagnet]

Oblique Strategies (subtitled over one hundred worthwhile dilemmas) is a set of published cards created by Brian Eno and Peter Schmidt. Now in its fifth edition, they were first published in 1975. Each card contains a phrase or cryptic remark which can be used to break a deadlock or dilemma situation.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oblique_Strategies

Any takers?

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Um... ok?

:shrug:

[deucemagnet]

2. Breathe more deeply.

[Briarius]

3. Sure, I'm in

:hi:

[deucemagnet]

4. Do the words need changing?

[Fox Mulder]

5. I'll volunteer...

:shrug:

[deucemagnet]

7. Do nothing for as long as possible.

[Fox Mulder]

8. Done!

[deucemagnet]

12. I think you got an easy one!

That reminds me of when Homer Simpson was told, "Clear your mind of all thoughts." :P

[Fox Mulder]

13. Haha...

I did get an easy one. :)

[Blue-Jay]

6. I LIKE PIE!!!

Yummy nummy PIE!

pie! pie! pie!!!

[deucemagnet]

9. I don't know if that's a dilemma or deadlock situation, but here goes...

Make what's perfect more human.

[dolo amber]

10. Posting. Here. To get my oblique strategy.

I'm such a follower. :patriot:

[deucemagnet]

15. Would anyone want it?

[dolo amber]

21. They at least have to buy me dinner first

[deucemagnet]

23. lol!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. I'm game.

:D

[deucemagnet]

17. Go outside. Shut the door.

[otherlander]

14. ?

:shrug: k...

[deucemagnet]

18. When is it for?

[Drum]

16. Going on a trip tomorrow.

Do I pack tonight, or in the morning?

[deucemagnet]

20. The inconsistency principle.

I think these are kind of like the Magic 8 ball. Let's ask the oblique strategy generator again.

"Decorate, decorate."

I don't think we're going to get a straight answer out of the oblique strategies generator. Maybe one more time.

"Emphasize the flaws."

Nope. Ain't happening. Sorry! :shrug:

[Drum]

31. Heheh, thanks for checking!

I'd guess I'd better get to it then.
:hi:

[swag]

19. Oblique Strategy, Por Favor!

[deucemagnet]

22. Cut a vital connection.

[Blue-Jay]

26. Strike a pose.

[swag]

30. Will do!

And gladly so!

[JeffR]

24. Eno is God

eom

[deucemagnet]

29. Abandon desire.

You post, you get an oblique strategy. Them's the rules.

[JeffR]

37. & a perfect strategy it is.

:o

[bertha katzenengel]

25. Have you been touched by His Noodly Appendage?

[deucemagnet]

27. Well, sort of.

Actually, I've been too lazy to make my "pocket deuces" sig pic into an avatar since I changed my screen name, so I chose FSM as a temporary replacement.

Oh, and here's your oblique strategy:

"Openly resist change."

[bertha katzenengel]

28. Thank you.

:notworthy:

;)

[Bucky]

32. The best strategy to work the obliques is low weight-high reps 3x/weekly

Okay, dammit. I'm in. What's my oblique strategy. If it's the same Brian Eno, I'm betting it'll have something to do with developing my own personal sound.

[deucemagnet]

33. Use an old idea.

I guess that only works if you already have your own personal sound.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

34. Hit me, my dear deucemagnet!

I'm ready!

:hi:

[deucemagnet]

35. Take a break, my dear CaliforniaPeggy!

That wasn't very oblique, let's try again.

"Simple subtraction."

*That's* what I'm talking about! :hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. Thanks!

I'll see if I can use it in my current life situation!

[Robeson]

38. What is my Oblique Strategy?....

...I've just got to know.

[deucemagnet]

39. A line has two sides.