I WANT CLEAVAGE, DAMMIT! - Democratic Underground

Deja Q

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:08 PM
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I WANT CLEAVAGE, DAMMIT!

That's salt. Damn tasty on french fries. :9

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Bucky

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:20 PM
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1. eat more ice cream; that'll give ya the manboobs needed for cleavage

Filthiest name on TV: Beaver Cleaver

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Deja Q

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:21 PM
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3. But they're not the same, waaaaaaaaaaah!

:spray: :rofl:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:21 PM
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2. You'll either have to tape 'em together or get a push-up bra.

:rofl: :hi:

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MrCoffee

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:22 PM
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4. the wonderbro?

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:26 PM
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6. Yes. Yes indeed.

:rofl: :rofl: :applause: Make sure it's a padded wonderbro...

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Deja Q

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:23 PM
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5. It'll have to be tape then...

Ain't no way I'm goin' to the misses section of a clothing store! :wow: It'll give people bizarre ideas. For one thing, I prefer fully grown women who are over 27...

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:27 PM
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7. Well, if you go with the tape, be prepared...

...:yoiks: It'll probably feel like you're waxing your chest when you pull it off. :( Ever see "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"? Just remember what he said when he was getting a full-body wax... :rofl:

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Deja Q

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:27 PM
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8. And I've got enough hair to start a rainforest...

Edited on Sat Sep-23-06 01:28 PM by HypnoToad

:rofl:

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NewWaveChick1981

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Sat Sep-23-06 01:29 PM
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9. Mmmm...tropical body waxing...

:rofl: :hi:

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Bucky

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Sat Sep-23-06 02:30 PM
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10. "who are over 27"... what a strangely specific number

I assume you mean IQ points

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Deja Q

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Sat Sep-23-06 02:31 PM
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11. 7 years above or below my chronological age

I like specifics. Whaddya expect anyway, I'm an Aspie... :rofl:

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Fox Mulder

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Sat Sep-23-06 02:31 PM
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12. The more technical term is sodium chloride.

Edited on Sat Sep-23-06 02:32 PM by Fox Mulder

:D

Here's my favorite cleavage:

That is potassium feldspar, or K-Spar (KAlSi3O 8). It has two planes of cleavage that almost intersect at right angles.

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Deja Q

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Sat Sep-23-06 02:32 PM
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13. Now that's a big piece of cleavage! Perfect color too!

:rofl:

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