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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:41 PM
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Chavez says to Malloy: Olive Garden breadstick stabbed Steve Irwin
Details to be shown on ABC Evening News. ***CALL CONGRESS AND DEMAND THE TRUTH NOW!!!!111***













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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:45 PM
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1. done
a Congressional Hearing is to be held, no later than 2015. My Rep. assured me. :) :hi:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:46 PM
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2. OMG!!!!!!!!!111
Are you series??? :wow:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:48 PM
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4. oh yeah,
this is HUGH !
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Liberal Dose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:47 PM
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3. This is HUGH!!!111111111!!1111
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:52 PM
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5. THEY'RE MORANS ENGINEERED BY ROVE!1!!!1
OMFG!!1
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:55 PM
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6. Chavez calls Steve Irwin "diablo" for the abuse he heaped upon said
breadstick moments before it attacked him....

Cindy Sheehan agrees the breadstick is "el diablo"

Skinner appears to tell everyone they are wrong...


Contining to break on rawstory...
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:56 PM
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7. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!!!!
:rofl:
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:56 PM
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8. OMG YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS
no link yet
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 02:59 PM
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9. OMG!!1!! TURN ON CNN NOW!!!11!!!!!1
I can't believe what I am seeing!!! OMG!!! Did he say that??/11
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:00 PM
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10. K&R1111
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mtnester Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:01 PM
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11. Flamebait n/t
:)
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:02 PM
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12. Obviously a troll!
KKKarl Rove is wetting himself!!
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:03 PM
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13. Why do you have to start shit all the time?
:eyes:


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:05 PM
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14. Because matcom is slacking today?
:loveya:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:17 PM
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20. i beg your pardon
we are having a VERY philosophical discussion on the merits of placing urinal's in our homes :eyes:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:22 PM
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24. I am all for it!
But stores will need to stock those little cakes of soap too. :P
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:08 PM
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15. How conveeeeeeeenient!
Edited on Fri Sep-22-06 03:09 PM by Anarcho-Socialist
Steve Irwin had just discovered the TRUTH that Laura Bush was ex-Mossad intelligence officer who had gender reassignment surgery and bombed WTC in 1993. You could find about the conspiracy by typing "conspiracy" into Google because I can't provide a link right now. Rudy Giuliani was in on it too. Steve Irwin hunted a crocodile that turned out to be US Navy Intelligence animatronic spy vessel and discovered the plot. Israel/Bushco built a robo-stingray to kill Irwin who was lured into a diving expedition with a tip-off of a crocodile made out of glass. The robo-stingray injected Irwin with every disease in the world (because all diseases in the world are created in US Army labs). People lived to 100 before Big Pharma took control but don't ask historians because they're in on the conspiracy!!!1
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:10 PM
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16. Your psyops propaganda aside
Everyone knows it was a CROCODILE that crashed into the Pentagon! :eyes:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:13 PM
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17. Breadstick apologist.
Edited on Fri Sep-22-06 03:14 PM by buddhamama
disgusting. :eyes:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:15 PM
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19. Why don't you
Just go back to Freak RepubliKKK where you belong?? :grr:
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:21 PM
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22. listen pal,
take your DLC bullshit someplace else.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:17 PM
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21. It'll be interesting to know the ties between Big Bread and Bushco
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:22 PM
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25. a Breadstick company was Bush's first failed venture
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:23 PM
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26. He was AWOL from busboy duty at Applebee's
Fact! Google it.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:25 PM
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27. Wrong !
Get your "facts" straight. It was Chili's.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:28 PM
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28. The ties to Chili's were discredited by a FOIA memo
I'll provide the link later when I deign you important enough to see it.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:34 PM
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32. i am not falling for your revisionist history
besides, the FOIA was deemed UnConstitional. i am smarter than you, Pal. give it up.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:36 PM
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33. Welcome to my ignore list!
When I see "Ignored" as a reply, I will log off, read your reply, log back on, remove you from my ignore list, and reply to you again.

Lather, rinse, repeat. :D
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:37 PM
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35. ...
so true, so true :rofl:
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:32 PM
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31. OMFG!
He's got a finger in every pie.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:15 PM
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18. There is no proof of that
The only credible explanation is that Pentagon scientists created a quantum singularity in the Pentagon for a split-second causing part of the infrastructure to turn in on itself. The whole universe was three seconds away from collapsing into a blackhole, but collapsed very early on taking only part of the Pentagon building with it. The scientists did this to pretend that a plane had crashed in there. The crocodile crash was a rope-a-dope strategy put out by Rovian operatives to discredit truth-seekers.
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:21 PM
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23. Link???
Fact: Based on my hunch, with a healthy dose of paranoia, cynicism, and because my anonymous outrage makes me feel good, I will state that it is indisputable that the timeline between dashing to the salad bar, being served TWO baskets of breadsticks, AND crikey, mate, having no media coverage of the Olive Garden Commission findings all contributed to a general sense of Citgo-deprived malaise that was no doubt encouraged by chemtrails. Rumsfeld was once on the TGIFridays board back in the 70's, and that fucker NO DOUBT has manipulated public opinion about Olive Garden, and their Crocodile Pasta Special.
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:29 PM
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29. I'm not saying you're gullible but...
...you seem to rely a lot on the Official story???

The EVIDENCE is obvious. Ties between Israel and the U.S.
Ties between the Baking industry and the GOP.
We already know how extensively the U.S. military has produced robots and remote-controlled spy devices.
Both U.S. and ISRAEL have some of the best scientists in the world.

The U.S. military has the technology to build a spy-crocodile robot. It is perfectly feasible that it could be caught by an experienced crocodile hunter since the device was likely built with the physical attributes of a crocodile.

Olive Garden is merely part of the wider Bilderberg conspiracy and is not a key-player.

You shouldn't believe msm lies.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:30 PM
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30. You have failed to correctly connect the dots!
It was Cheney wo sat on the board of TGIFridays. He also has an investment in a croc farm. Anyone who is not a Moran knows this. :argh:
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JanMichael Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:37 PM
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34. Breadsticks don't kill people by themselves; ID and a waiting period HAVE
to be required before any idiot can buy one of those damned things.

RIP CrocHunter!
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:40 PM
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36. arrghhh
waiting for the breadstick only makes it go stale, and then it hardens. it is its rigidity that makes it dangerous. boy, some people are clueless :eyes:
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:46 PM
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37. NO SEX THREADS!
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:49 PM
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39. hit alert if you don't like it
you censorship supporting fascist!
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Zomby Woof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:48 PM
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38. But semi-automatic garlic presses are BANNED
I would expect this to be overlooked by someone from the anti-yak lobby. :eyes:
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:53 PM
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40. LOVE it. n/t
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 03:59 PM
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41. But wait!
I've heard that both Richard Nixon and Ronny Raygun are still alive and hiding out in an undisclosed location with Kenny Lay and Vince Foster, who defected to the GOP just before the GOP planted the story of his "apparent" suicide. Dick Cheney is the only one with access to them, and he's already threatened the Democrats that he will bomb the location if the Dems don't give up their attempt to take back Congress this fall.

Has anyone heard anything more about this? I'm waiting for the truth--it's out there somewhere!!
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Sep-22-06 08:47 PM
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42. I bet he shops at Wal-Mart too
n/t
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