I'm taking Spinach & Artichoke dip to a picnic I'm attending

[LynneSin]

Boy am I a risk taker.

[Midlodemocrat]

1. Ooh, can I have your car?

Wait, we've already been through this.

[LynneSin]

2. It was frozen spinach in a pre-made mix

But yeah, if I die because of it you can have my Toyota. Just remember, gotta take Abbott & Evita too and keep them in the pampered life they are accustomed too.

This offer expires at the end of the day and only for spinach related death

[Midlodemocrat]

3. What if, hypothetically of c ourse, you are walking out with the

spinach dip on your way to the picnic and you trip and fall and hit your head on the dish and it kills you?

That is, technically, spinach related and doesn't involve any bodily functions.

[LynneSin]

4. Then sue Rubbermaid for me

That plastic is pretty damn dangerous and should come with a warning