is this the worst line ever?

[datasuspect]

at a bar:

female bartender (i'm afraid to say barmaid anymore) puts down drink

guy says, "can you go ahead and stick your fanger in that fer me?"

female bartender asks, "why"

guy says, "just to sweeten it up a little."

i thought it was pretty lame.

[LynneSin]

1. So did the bartender toss you out of the bar for saying that

:shrug:

[datasuspect]

2. she stuck her fanger in the glass

and smiled.

didn't throw "that other guy" out.

[XNASA]

3. It's not even close.

[dolo amber]

4. Once when I was a voluptuous barmaid I got:

George Thorogood fan: "Was your daddy a thief?"

Me: "Muh?"

GT fan: "Well SOMEONE done stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes."

Me: :wtf:

[datasuspect]

5. i heard a guy say

the other guy said, "did it hurt?"

the barmaid said, "what"

the other guy said, "when you fell down from heaven?"

[XNASA]

6. I'll never tire of that story.

Hedges is such a smoothie.

[deucemagnet]

7. Here's another one I overheard in a bar:

Guy: Are your legs tired?
Woman: (confused) Why?
Guy: 'Cause you been runnin' through my mind all day.

The best part is when the guy smugly smiles like he's the smoothest casanova on the face of the earth, totally oblivous to the rolling eyes and snickers filling the rest of the room.

[jpgray]

8. "This beer's as flat as you are. Have you always given lousy head?"

That always works for me.

[datasuspect]

9. i like that!

my favorite: "what do you say we get out of here and rent a motel room and i will pay you $50 for your services."