I'm Cambodian dictator Pol Pot. Ask me anything.

[Bunny]

But don't call me Paul!! :grr:

[Deep13]

1. Is it true that Cher had some ribs removed?

[Bunny]

2. If she did, it was not during her stay at our re-education camp.

[tigereye]

3. what did you call the kettle?

(I couldn't think of any other joke that wouldn't be offensive.)


or, how are the other evil dictators treateing you in hell?


:hi:

[Bunny]

7. I called it a kettle, of course.

The Evil Dictator section in Hell has its good and bad areas. Stalin smells like beets, and Hitler, jeez don't get me started. He won't even give a courtesy flush in the men's room! But that Idi Amin guy is a fucking hoot - he's the life of every party here!

We are patiently waiting for some of your current dictators to arrive. Things tend to get a little stale here.










:hi: tigereye!

[tigereye]

18. ah!

:rofl:


do you use those dictator playing cards there? :hi:

what's up?

[LynneSin]

4. Who do you think will be the victors after the 2006 mid-term elections

:shrug:

And are't you dead now - off to that afterlife re-education camp in hell?

[Bunny]

8. Yes, I am dead. Through the magical powers of re-education,

I am speaking from Hell. Beelzebub is taking a nap, though, so we gotta keep the noise down. Now, for your question: the Democrats will be victorious in November.

[Momgonepostal]

5. When did you change your name from Paul?

[Bunny]

9. For the umpteenth time, Paul is my confirmation name.

I never went by Paul. Some uneducated American douchebags insist on calling me Paul, and it's getting on my nerves.

[northzax]

6. I know you're the expert

on waterboarding, since you pioneered the use. my question is, is using waterboarding for the interrogation of potential terrorists a good use of your technique, or should it be reserved for torturing domestic political opponents?

[Bunny]

11. I've found that waterboarding is really only effective when used

on the intellectuals. I would suggest other methods for interrogating potential terrorists.

[datasuspect]

10. was that check from the U.S. government good?

do you like huey lewis and the news?

[Bunny]

12. The check was good, but damn, it took almost two weeks to clear

the bank! We have an entire section reserved here for Huey and the rest of the boys.

[datasuspect]

14. i was thinking about a holiday in cambodia

where you'll do what you're told.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. What's with you and alliteration?

Saloth Sar, Pol Pot...have you ever considered a non-allitertive name?

[Bunny]

15. No, I have to have alliteration.

I briefly considered Billy Bob, but Pol Pot just sorta flowed. That fucker Lon Nol already had the palindrome thing nailed down, so alliteration it was.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

16. In hindsight...

...do you consider Marxist-Leninism to be insufficiently-adapted (i.e. Maoism) for the Cambodian system where there is no urban working class to direct a workers' state?

[Bunny]

17. Maybe we could have put a little more thought into it, sure.

But it seemed like such a good idea at the time. Oh well, live and learn.

[KamaAina]

19. Does anyone out there today even begin to compare to you?

in terms of sheer murderous madness, I mean. Sure, there are quite a few pretenders: Ahmadinejad, Kim Jong Il, Gee Dubya Bush** -- but could any of them have cut the mustard with the Khmer Rouge?

[youthere]

20. What do you reccomend to remove stubborn grass stains?

[BrightBlueDot]

21. Do people ever tease you about your name with the old expression

about having a Pot to piss in?

[Joey Liberal]

22. Mr. Pot, What's your advice concerning DUHbya? n/t

[Redstone]

23. Hell hot enough for you?

Redstone

[Kutjara]

24. How much wood could an average-sized...

...woodchuck chuck, if indeed (for the sake of argument) said woodchuck was capable of woodchucking to any meaningful extent?

The classical bourgeois answer, "As much wood as a woodchuck would," is clearly reactionary and anti-revolutionary, relying as it does on a stereotypical portrayal of 'the people' as unwilling to work collectively toward expanding the woodchuck's woodchucking capabilities beyond socially constructed norms. What we need is a more holistic answer, one that takes cognizance of the centrality of the dialectic to any discussion of 'woodchucking' vs. 'nonwoodchucking', with particular emphasis on the woodchuck's historical role as a scapegoat for society's failure to effectively manage the large and growing unchucked wood problem.

Please enlighten a confused supplicant, oh great one.