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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 06:54 PM
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Pardon me, young man, what the fuck are you doing in my back yard?
The teenage boy who mows the lawn came by today to see if my Dad wanted him to mow the grass or wash his car. I checked, Dad said no, and as far as I knew, he went home.

So I walked back to the laundry room, and what should I see out the window, but the same kid doing some kind of sneaking crouch-walk across the back yard. So I went over to the door and opened it up. "What the fuck are you doing in my back yard?!?" "I wanted to see if your Dad was awake" he said. "Of course he is, I just told you he said he didn't want the lawn mowed today!" He shrugged and went out the back gate.

I think I'm going to have to fire that kid.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:51 PM
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1. My dear LeftyMom!
I'd say you are, too!

The nerve of him......sneaking around in your back yard......

What was he thinking? Or was he?


:mad:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:13 PM
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2. I don't know
I told my Dad, I'll let him deal with it.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:15 PM
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3. Maybe he wanted to see if your Betty was ready?
:shrug:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 08:26 PM
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4. I can't get that web page to come up on my brwoeser...
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