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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 02:59 PM
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Is Your Betty Ready?
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:01 PM
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1. They need colors like
green, purple and blue.

:D
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deucemagnet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:02 PM
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2. So now cuffs can match collar.
What will they think of next?
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:36 PM
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3. Kick!
How's this sposta get locked if it's buried?

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:38 PM
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4. color the Taco?
just don't clash with the hot sauce :D
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:45 PM
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7. Here ya go...
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:40 PM
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5. FUNBetty!
Hot pink means play. Adventure down below! Celebrate! The first safe color for the hair down there. Funbetty is a hot pink party in a box! Funbetty color for the hair down there. Go girl, it's your birthday! Or your anniversary or your wedding or his birthday! It's the perfect gift.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 03:44 PM
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6. Auburn for your hotspot?
Auburn for your hotspot? Red means go there. Finally, the first safe color for the hair down there. Gray? No way! Auburnbetty says never a dull moment! Auburnbetty color for the hair down there naturally colors, covers gray and brightens to match your glorious locks above.

Follow the easy directions for safe color. Natural-looking. No mess. No drip. Use it every time you color! Want a red-hot secret? Get your betty ready!
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joneschick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:02 PM
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8. could that be (hi)lights
for the landing strip?
am I still ibtl?
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getting old in mke Donating Member (96 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:52 PM
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18. And so your hbsnd
(that's me for thems that don't know)

doesn't overshoot the runway....
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:04 PM
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9. Does it work for men too?
IBTL!

:rofl:

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:06 PM
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10. Wow, that almost makes me wish I didn't shave.
:evilgrin:
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masshole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:15 PM
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11. almost makes me wish i didn't pluck
I have sensitive bulbs.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:16 PM
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12. I want to cry just thinking about that
:scared:

I sugared mine once, that was no fun.
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masshole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:23 PM
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13. lol "sugared"?
never heard that one before! ;)
why would one do that?

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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:26 PM
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14. it's like waxing, but with a sugar solution instead
Like waxing, all the hairs should come out by the root, but it broke many off just under the skin, and I had the worst ingrown hairs in my life. Oh god, the pain. Oh, and I was bruised really bad too. No fun.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:26 PM
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15. Yeah, I've contemplated trying waxing but...
I'm kind of scared to, so shaving it will be.
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u4ic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:28 PM
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16. "For external use only"...
so I can't dye my tongue hair then? :( :cry:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-21-06 07:36 PM
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17. ...
:rofl:

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