Hello. I'm a 'Murkin and I MATTER.

[Writer]

Every day, I read, listen, and view advertising specially geared to appeal to ME.

I MATTER.

Every day, I encounter service workers who are there to serve ME.

I MATTER.

Every day, I listen to a politician doing his or her best to win MY vote.

I MATTER.

Every day, I go to the store and find several hundred brands of cereal, at least one of which appeals to ME.

I MATTER.

If you really want to know why 'Murkin's are pompous, egocentric individuals, you need not look farther than the market.

BECAUSE I F'ING MATTER!

:patriot:

[Writer]

1. Man, all my effort wasted!

Washed away by about thirty different "O" threads. :cry: ;) ;) ;)