Bored, I'm god

[Zomby Woof]

Think I'll create a new universe. Sorry I fucked up this one! :blush:

Next time: No Republicans, and more ice cream.

[Tyler Durden]

1. While you're at it....

No calories for anything with chocolate, and a medium sized meteor strike on the "2006 Voter Values Conference," if it's not too much trouble.

What kind of sacrifice do you prefer?

[Zomby Woof]

2. Coffee sacrifices are good

No decaf, or flavored. I still plan on being a vengeful Old Testament-style deity, and those two kinds would stir up some pestilence and famine for sure.

[Mutley]

3. Can you make ice cream a health food while you're at it?

:P

[Zomby Woof]

7. It has calcium, Vitamin D, and often...

Chocolate! It needs no improvement. :P

Mortals...*sigh* :eyes:

[matcom]

4. and I am Matcom

LORD OF HELLFIRE

[Tyler Durden]

5. OOhh shit.

More sacrifices. I'm getting BROKE here.

[Zomby Woof]

8. This time around

You're just a taco gnome. :D

[buddhamama]

6. are you there god, it's me buddhamama

:cry:

[Zomby Woof]

9. Judy Blume, is that you?

Would you like more coffee? :donut:

[buddhamama]

10. if you think it'll help

i will.

[azmouse]

11. Get rid of mosquitos too!

Damn things keep biting me and I'm very allergic to them.
Thanks! I'll leave my coffee sacrifice by the altar to Juan Valdez.