God, I'm bored

[reyd reid reed]

I've got a ton of stuff to do but I don't want to do any of it. Help me procrastinate.

Play with me.

:bounce::bounce::bounce:

[MrCoffee]

1. let's play baseball. you can be the DH...

:hide:

[reyd reid reed]

4. *gasp*

You said the 'd' word...



Think of the CHILDREN!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

2. Maybe later

[reyd reid reed]

5. *sigh*

Story of my life...later.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

41. Just kidding....

:hi:

How about this geeky slogan: "There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who can understand binary and those who cannot."

[datasuspect]

3. let's play baseball

i'll pitch, you catch.

[reyd reid reed]

6. Ready when you are

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear reyd reid reed!

I don't think that's the sort of pitching/catching he had in mind......

Just sayin'.......:evilgrin:

[speedoo]

10. She's just playing the naive, innocent type, Peggy.

Let's see how long THAT lasts!:rofl:

[reyd reid reed]

27. Playing?

But...I am. I'm sweet and innocent and demure and shy and...and...

Yeah.

O8)

[reyd reid reed]

11. *ahem*

But...but...

[datasuspect]

14. aw come on

i REALLY am a fan of the american pastime

[anarch]

8. well, what in My name do you expect Me to do about it?

- God

[reyd reid reed]

12. Dammit

AMUSE me.

Heeeee...I like that. Good job.

:thumbsup:

:hug:

[anarch]

16. this helped me out quite a lot yesterday...

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Mitch_Hedberg

Just a sample:

You know, people think I'm into sports just because I'm a man. I'm not into sports. I mean, I like Gatorade, but that's about as far as it goes. By the way, you don't have to be sweaty and holding a basketball to enjoy a Gatorade. You could just be a thirsty dude. Gatorade forgets about this demographic. I'm thirsty for absolutely no reason. Other than the fact that liquid has not touched my lips for some time. Can I have a Gatorade too, or does that lightning bolt mean "No"?

[reyd reid reed]

28. LOL!

I like that. I'm a girl and I DO like sports...I just don't like Gatorade.

Nasty stuff.

[miss_american_pie]

9. Spin the Bottle?

Seven Minutes in Heaven? Truth or Dare?

[reyd reid reed]

13. Hmmmm...

Spin the Bottle I'm familiar with. Truth or Dare, too.

Explain Seven Minutes in Heaven...I like the sound of that one.

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

15. I like the sound of that, too......

But isn't there a way to make it last.......you know....longer? :evilgrin:

[datasuspect]

17. think about baseball

[reyd reid reed]

20. See, that doesn't work for me

I start thinking about the outfield and the grass and the way it smells and the contrast between the grass and the infield dirt and the bright, white bases. I start thinking about the sound the ball makes when it hits the catcher's mitt and the little cloud of dust that puffs out when he's catching a heater and how it's like smoke and how right it is that it should look like that. I start to think about the buzz of the crowd and the way their heads all turn at once to follow the flight of the ball. Then I start to think about the sound of the bat on the ball and then it's all over with...

Damn.

Look at what you made me do.

[datasuspect]

23. make you do?

hmmmmm . . .

[reyd reid reed]

32. Talk baseball to me, bay-beee

and I'm yours forever...or at least until the end of October.

:loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

19. Well...

Now I'm not saying that I ever played this game, because I'm all sweet and innocent, but...

from what I understand, at a party, one person would draw someone's name from a hat, then the two of them would get locked in a closet for seven minutes, at the end of which everyone else would throw the closet door open.

But I wouldn't know because I never went to any parties like that. O8)

[reyd reid reed]

21. OH!

I've heard of that...not that I've ever played anything like it, either. Not sweet, innocent li'l me.

[miss_american_pie]

22. Of course not

I would never suspect anything like that from you. ;)

[RetroLounge]

25. I could play that game with my wife

if she hadn't already come OUT of the closet...

:rofl:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

26. You took her to the wrong parties

:D

[RetroLounge]

48. Apparently...

:shrug:

Who knew?

RL

[miss_american_pie]

49. Well, somebody, obviously

From now on you should come to parties at my house. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

50. Alone...

:evilgrin:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

51. In costume

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

52. Your wish is my command...

:D

RL

[miss_american_pie]

54. Any wish?

Because I wish for a chocolate bubblebath. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

55. Here you go...

RL

[miss_american_pie]

56. Oh thank you kindly

Now could you just undo that button in the back I can't reach?

[RetroLounge]

59. Already did...

I'm good, no?

:loveya:

RL

[miss_american_pie]

60. The best

:loveya:

[billyskank]

30. You do the sweetness and innocence sooooo well

I'm on to you. ;)

[miss_american_pie]

31. I thought I was supposed

to be on you. :evilgrin:

[billyskank]

33. OMG

:blush:

:faints:

[miss_american_pie]

34. Do you need mouth-to-mouth?

:D

[billyskank]

36. Immediately!

:*

[miss_american_pie]

38. My pleasure

How else can I be of service? O8)

[billyskank]

39. Now THAT is a question

I would not dare answer. :hug:

[miss_american_pie]

40. Back rub? Foot massage?

Surely there's something else I could do for you. :shrug:

[billyskank]

42. Who would turn down a back rub?

:loveya:

[miss_american_pie]

45. I hope that was rhetorical

:D :loveya:

[billyskank]

46. It certainly was

:hug:

[Haole Girl]

18. Hey there!

I'm a little bored myself...same thing.

Here's a thought for you: Ever notice how time flies when one is on a holiday, but goes by slowly when at work? Well, here's a twist: Notice how, as the years progress, each concept of how quickly or slowly time passes begins to exaggerate?

I've been thinking about these things all week. I don't know why I am torturing myself...trying to figure it out! :crazy:

[reyd reid reed]

24. You're going to make me THINK???

And I try so hard to avoid that...

:crazy:

But yeah...you're right.

[billyskank]

29. Uh oh

when reyd reid reed gets bored things tend to happen :hide:


:hi:

[reyd reid reed]

35. Uh uh

I'm sweet and innocent. Pure, even.

I've even got a halo and everything, see?

[billyskank]

37. Yeah yeah Joani has one just like it

:P

I'm on to her, too. :D

[reyd reid reed]

44. Awwwwww....

Now would I try and put anything over on you?

Wait...I mean...ummmmm...

:blush:

[av8rdave]

43. I'd love to help you procrastinate....

Maybe I'll get to it later on....

[reyd reid reed]

47. *snicker*

:hi:

[RetroLounge]

53. Come on over...

We play together...

RL

[reyd reid reed]

57. That's the best way

TO play. Some games are just more fun when you share.

[RetroLounge]

58. and the rules are flexible...

as am I...

RL

[reyd reid reed]

61. Oooooh...flexible, huh?

So, if I asked you to...

*ahem*

:blush:

[RetroLounge]

62. of course...

:evilgrin:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

63. Oh, and compliant, too...

You take direction well?

:evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

70. yes Mistress RRR

As you wish, Mistress...

:kneels:

RL

[reyd reid reed]

74. Oh.

A man on his knees. Now That's a 'Good Thing'.

:evilgrin:












:blush:

(that wasn't me. That was my Evil Twin again...someone keeps letting her out)

[RetroLounge]

77. And a "Good Thing" should last a long time

Don't you agree?

:9

RL

[reyd reid reed]

78. Now who am I

to be the voice of dissention?

:loveya:









Keep talking like that and I'll follow you anywhere....

[RetroLounge]

81. Down the hall and to your left...

:evilgrin:

RL

[ForrestGump]

64. I'm just laying here, slowly stroking my

chin, thinking I need to shave. :D

Or maybe I'll go back to sleep, if I can. You're welcome to join me. :evilgrin:

[reyd reid reed]

65. If I joined you

what makes you think you'd go to sleep?

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

66. Well,

now I'm wide awake. :D

I may never sleep again...

[reyd reid reed]

67. Hmmmm...

How shall we keep you occupied, then? I mean, we wouldn't want you to be bored, too.

:evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

68. Oooo...baby...I think my PM will say it much more clearly...

Oops. Wrong PM.


And I wonder why I am still alone.... :eyes:



:hide:

[reyd reid reed]

69. LOL!!!

We need to explain the differences between PMs, darlin'.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ForrestGump]

71. PMS?!?!?!?

Now you've got me scared! :scared:


:D

[reyd reid reed]

72. Awwwww...

Now no need to be scared. C'mere and I'll make it all go away....

:evilgrin:

Oops.

[ForrestGump]

73. Hey. How'd you do that?

You made all my clothing go away, too. :o

[reyd reid reed]

75. It's a trade secret.

One of my many talents.

[ForrestGump]

76. Appropriately enough, I was just admiring your

talents. :D



Cue saxophone solo....

[reyd reid reed]

79. Do you have any idea

how hot a guy with a big errrrr....sax....is?

[ForrestGump]

80. You're one of them sax maniacs, aren't you. I've got a jumbo

guitar -- will that do the trick?