What does an Agnostic, Dyslexic, Insomniac do?

[Tyler Durden]

He stays up all night pondering if there is a DOG.

[Tyler Durden]

1. My wife thought that was HILARIOUS.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. As do I!

:rofl:

:hi:

[spoony]

3. Me too!

[LadyoftheRabbits]

4. Hey there!

Welcome to DU! :hi: :D

[Tyler Durden]

5. Welcome to the Monkey House.

Keep your hands in you own pants unless asked.

Say........

[Anarcho-Socialist]

8. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[spoony]

13. Thanks Lelapin, Tyler Durden & Anarcho-Socialist :)

And Mr. Durden I assure you I seldom take my hands out of my own pants, so there will be no problem :D

[Tyler Durden]

15. Mr. George Carlin says if our arms wer only 8" long...

That there would be no wars, as we would be too busy trying to talk each other into doing each other "favors," if you get my drift.

[av8rdave]

6. If he's schizophrenic,

he lies awake at night arguing with himself about whether or not there is a dog.

[Tyler Durden]

7. OOOO! I'm going to add that to the joke!

VERY good.

[av8rdave]

9. just think of the possibilities if he's paranoid too

could dog be out to get him?

[Tyler Durden]

10. If it gets too involved, then you have to EXPLAIN it.

I HATE that.

[av8rdave]

11. only if they're republicans

[Tyler Durden]

12. You've got a point there, sporto.

[Ellen Forradalom]

14. I don't ponder if

I know there is. "Move OVER!"