So one day at Jesus Camp I ____________________________

[LynneSin]

You fill in the blank!

[datasuspect]

1. i figured out that saddle soap

is NOT just for soaping saddles.

[LynneSin]

3. wait, it's not??

:crazy:

[Bucky]

7. Well, that depends on what you mean by "soaping the saddle"

... if you know what I mean.



(By the way, I don't know what I mean by that.)

[JVS]

2. I shoved a crucifix _____________

[wildhorses]

4. I made baby Jesus cry when I shoved that crucifix up

wait a minute can I really let myself blaspheme like that :wow:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yes, check out...

Divine Interventions line of products.

Warning: not work safe.

[wildhorses]

10. OMG...the baby jesus butt plug!!

I have seen it all now!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I've wanted one of those for years.

I think it'd be a great conversation piece.

[LynneSin]

17. Well now I know what to get you for Christmas

:shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

18. Well, it has the suction base so I want to stick it...

on the dashboard of my SUV.

[LynneSin]

19. You could glue it to the front of your boat

That'll teach them libruls for thinking boat owners are freepers!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

23. Well, they're my stepdad's boats. I just have access to them.

Somehow, I don't think he'd appreciate that.

[ThomCat]

12. LOL! Those are Great!

:rofl:

[Bucky]

14. oh my

"Help Moses part the Pink Sea"

"Jesus was a carpenter; now he's a power tool"

:rofl:

My my my, how do you find these sites?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

15. Easy, I'm a total perv.

:rofl:

[datasuspect]

6. heathen

shame, shame, shame

[LynneSin]

11. This all I have to say about your post

[deucemagnet]

8. Just what do you do at Jesus Camp anyway?

Three-legged walking on water races? Healing lepers instead of arts and crafts?

[Bucky]

16. Doubting Thomas swimming classes?

Or just hang around at the ever popular Iscariot tire swing.

[Ellen Forradalom]

9. introduced Rachel to the joys of Sapphic love

[terrya]

20. met this cute Christian straight guy....

that I thought would be happier on "our team", so to speak.

So, I ended up recruiting him.

I got a very nice microwave oven, in the bargain! Sweet!

The end.

[LynneSin]

21. So if I become a gay man I can get a new microwave over?

I need a new microwave - sign me up for that team!!

[LostinVA]

22. I put some Holy Water in ____________________________