Microwaved Yak Semen Smells Like Popcorn

[MrCoffee]

i'm going to hell, aren't i?

[matcom]

1. all aboard!!!

:rofl:

[MrCoffee]

2. you made me do it. i didn't want to do it.

[matcom]

3. why did you PM me saying

"I wanna do it" :7

[MrCoffee]

4. scurrilous slander and lies! you took that ENTIRELY out of context!

[matcom]

6. why did you call my cell phone

and tell me, "You know your Yak Semen thread? I'm going to do it."

[MrCoffee]

9. have you no shame? these libellous charges are totally unfounded

[matcom]

15. why did you send Mrs Matcom an email where you wrote...

"Your husband started a Yak Semen thread and i'm just telling you, I WANT to do it!"

Sincerely,

MrCoffee

[MrCoffee]

18. why do you hate Amerika?

[matcom]

19. because i'm a commie liberal elitest

but that isn't important right now. stop trying to change the subject!

[MrCoffee]

21. you're desecrating the memory of 9/11 with your baseless allegations

[tigereye]

5. we'll wait for your dissertation.....

I have to say, though, the thread title certainly stands out.... I suspect a quick lock is in the offing....

[MrCoffee]

if not, i'll be thoroughly disgusted.

and besides, it's totally matcom's fault.

[reyd reid reed]

7. I'm not sure I want to know

how you came by this little trivia gem...

:scared:

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

8. whatever. you're dying to know.

[reyd reid reed]

10. Sometimes ignorance truly is bliss

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

11. discretion being the better part of valor, eh?

:loveya:

[reyd reid reed]

17. Of course

Discretion is my middle name, after all.

One of 'em, anyway.









:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

12. Again, prove it.

;-)

[MrCoffee]

13. faith is the evidence of things not seen, darlin'

welcome to DU! :toast:

[BarenakedLady]

20. Thanks

for the welcome.

But that's why I'm an agnostic.

Again I say, prove it.

;)

[AllegroRondo]

14. So THATS what they pump in the movie theater air vents!

[MrCoffee]

16. now you know, and knowing is half the battle

[terrya]

22. Locking

You're not necessarily going to hell, but this thread is going to be locked.